Positivus Prime

Feb 08, 2008 07:57

So I went to Sheetz to grab me some breakfast this morning, and came out with a knock off. It's very cheaply made - the wheels are a molded part of the rest of the body, and I'm not positive it can actually transform (vice being build to look like it should be able to transform). It's labeled as a "Transmogrifier" in G1-style Transformers font, and there is a symbol that bears more than a passing resemblance to an Audobot symbol with the edges sawed off. There were others at the store, including a yellow one labeled, "Hot Slick," but I decided to go with "Positivus Prime."

The story on the back is almost worth the price of the toy alone.

For centuries war raged on the distant world of Substandrotron, a planet of living machines. The machine society was divided into two diametrically opposed camps: The heroic Virtuobots and the evil Decievocons.

When Ubertron, undisputed leader of the Decievocons gained control of the BigSpark, he used its raw power to destroy Substandrotron, scattering both the Virtuobots and Decievocons across the universe.

In search of a new home, Positivus Prime, leader of the noble Virtuobots located a remote planet called Earth. However, Ultratron and his wicked Decievocon army followed, thus continuing the war here on Earth...

I almost ache from the laughter.

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