[Accursed Eden] / [April Fools' Event '09]

[sapphire_prince]

AS OF THIS MOMENT *~EVERY~* *~SINGLE~* GIRL/FEMALE/FEMALE-LIKE CREATURE IS DEAD.

THEY WILL EXPLODE IN T MINUS...

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Comments

[lillovefreak]

The power of love will not be defeated so easily!

SHINING SHIELD OF LOVE!!

[sapphire_prince]

YOU CANNOT SHIELD YOUR SELF FROM THE INEVITABLE!

[lillovefreak]

As long as you believe, nothing is impossible!

Shining FINGERRRRRR HEART!

*Cue a LARGE PINK HEART-SHAPED BUBBLE SHIELD*

And finish it off with... SECRET ATTACK: LABU LABU RAAAAAAAAY! Also known as "Cupid Ray" because that's exactly what it does! ♥

1/who-freakin-cares?

[sapphire_prince]

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*BLUSH*

2

[sapphire_prince]

H-HEY! THAT'S CHEATI-

3

[sapphire_prince]

*B-BMP. B-BMP.*

[sapphire_prince]

*THUMPTHUMPTHUMP*

[sapphire_prince]

I...I...lo-

6? I forgot

[sapphire_prince]

I LOVE COORO!

[lillovefreak]

Love prevails again! ♥

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Hey, that kind of power and enthusiasm is just the stuff I need in the LIVE-ACTION CAPTAIN PLANET MOVIE coming out 2009! How would you like to be the new Heart alongside four other Planeteers and save the planet?

[lillovefreak]

That sounds wonderful! Can I really?

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Of course! Your profession as Heart of the Planeteers begins now! *hands over the Heart ring* This is now yours. If you're ever in trouble, join with the other four Planeteers who I haven't yet chosen and just call for me!

[lillovefreak]

Yes, sir!