I'm going to do my best to fill this all out
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kristen
2. K-Bo
3. Krissie
THREE SCREENAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. LorenzOil
2. GrampaBiznatch
3. If we're talkin AOL, those are the only 2 I've ever had, and LorenzOil is the only one I've used in public relations.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. In lots of kases, I'm a fast learner. And I kan adapt to lots of situations, like, thinking on my feet.
2. My sense of humor (I laughed at Jess' "Law Firm" komment, just to be honest. lol. So obviously, at least my humor receptors are pretty flawless.)
3. Musical ability. I'm learning that there are a lot of people who aren't able do what I kan do, and I'm thankful for however this happened.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Most of my body
2. I'm a pushover, but I'm learning
3. I'm pretty not-thoughtful sometymes. I hope I make up for it in other ways.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. I am Dutch
2. I'm pretty sure that I've got some British blood
3. All in all, I'm a produkt of United States'. Most of us are. Think about that one when you lose faith.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Right now, huge buggy-kreatures skare me.
2. Those stupid "stare at the skreen and something will jump out and skream at you" things that are on the internet. I'd like to skare the hell out of the person who started those. I would do it like this: The kreator of the stupid jumpy thing (henceforth known to us as "The kreator") is sleeping. I approach The kreator and proceed to SKARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM. EVERY NIGHT. Until he/she ends up like that kid in the psychology books who was konditioned to be skared of white rats bekause the researchers kept making a loud noise every tyme the kid tried to interakt with a lab rat. I will do this until The kreator apologizes for the anguish he/she has kaused and takes me for some late nite White Castles.
3. Some of the things that go through my head
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My cell phone (I'm really unkomfortable not having anyone I know in Danville in the event that I may get into some sort of jam)
2. My glasses (I don't need them to see, I just like them)
3. The daily essentials of life should kind of just take up one spot. (Shower, food, bed, etc.) <---duder, agreeness is met here.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My Snoopy pajama pants
2. A Girl Scouts shirt
3. Socks. Not tube socks, strangely enough. And my feet are still a little kold.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS(for right now):
1. Do As Infinity
2. King Crimson
3. (early) Chicago
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Red"- King Crimson
2. "Suite: Hour in the Shower"- Chicago
3. The DAI song on the CD that Jess burned for me...The really kute pretty one with the soprano sax in it.
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get a job in Music Therapy
2. To stay in NW Indiana
3. Performing on an "Open Mic" night somewhere. <--Me too, Jess. It will be done. Perhaps acoustic Darkness songs for unsuspekting coffeehousegoers!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (besides love):
1. A sense of humor
2. Dependability/stability
3. Someone who kan understand the importance of my beliefs...Oh, shit...Now "kopious amounts of sex" won't fit...damn...I don't feel like sakrificing anything else right now, so we're gonna just have to deal with it.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I want to go home.
2. I am really lazy and have probably lost tons of skill on the saxophone.
3. I have a daughter named Memphis.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (or same) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hands
2. Smile
3. I've been very forearm-konscious lately.
YOU JUST CAN'T:
1. "Can't" is irrational
2. At least that's what the substance abuse program at the hospital teaches
3. And I think it's healthy to believe that, for the most part.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Keeping kontakt with people online/on phone
2. Listening to music
3. Watching movies/reading books that I haven't had tyme for during the last 5 years
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go home.
2. Go shoot the breeze with one of my patients
3. Ha! I kan fit the "sex" thing in here! I knew I'd pull this off. Sweet.
THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. Music Therapist
2. Profesional saxophonist (on the side)
3. Specialist of the paranormal (the childhood dream)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Sanrio PuroLand! - Tokyo, Japan (In the Tama City District) You can't deny the cuteness of Shirousa and Kurousa:
OMFG, I WANT TO MEET THE SUGARBUNNIES. <---You have similar dreams to me, Jess. How do you do it?
2. I've had this kuriousity about Hawaii lately
3. I want to travel the entire world and see stuff as it really is
THREE KIDS NAMES:
1. Seraphim
2. Lucas
3. Langston Hughes (no, but seriously, that's what I want to name a dog someday)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See the world (or most of it, a good representation lol)
2. Be a Velcro Horn for They Might Be Giants
3. Help a multitude of people out with their situations using music and meaningful activities. I've already got a head start on that one.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR ELSE (save the 30 minutes you'll blow doing this):
1. Whoever feels like it
2. People who are bored
3. Jesus