Innocence can go too far sometimes.
OK I don't really know why I decided to post this but I am.
Earlier today I was talking with this girl on the phone who was apparently blatently wanting to jump my bones. I was completely oblivious. I was under the idea that she just wanted to have a nice conversation.
She started asking me what I was wearing. I was like "Sweats and an old t-shirt. What does that have to do with anything?" And she was like "That's really hot." I'm still thinking we're talking buddy-buddy because I'm an idiot so I was like "Hmmm.. yeah it is really hot in here."
It got worse and worse until she finally realized I wasn't faking stupidity I really had no idea what was going on and hung up.
Apparently I was offered phone sex and was completely unaware.
I find this completely hysterical/sad. I have serious issues today. Too bad though, I really did wanna have a nice conversation.
Hehe.
Earlier today I was talking with this girl on the phone who was apparently blatently wanting to jump my bones. I was completely oblivious. I was under the idea that she just wanted to have a nice conversation.
She started asking me what I was wearing. I was like "Sweats and an old t-shirt. What does that have to do with anything?" And she was like "That's really hot." I'm still thinking we're talking buddy-buddy because I'm an idiot so I was like "Hmmm.. yeah it is really hot in here."
It got worse and worse until she finally realized I wasn't faking stupidity I really had no idea what was going on and hung up.
Apparently I was offered phone sex and was completely unaware.
I find this completely hysterical/sad. I have serious issues today. Too bad though, I really did wanna have a nice conversation.
Hehe.