-002 // hot foreign exchange student (her English is bad)

[sapphic_hero]

Guten tag! It is perhaps not so very good to join new school so late in year. But I am happy to be here! I am Ursula Zandt from Austria. I am exchange student.

Anyone feels like showing me about the grounds?

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What is under the strikes cannot be read by anyone, ever, they're in marker pen!

[fanged_aleera]

Isawyouinthecorridorandyouretotallyhot

Austria? That's where they surf with, like, kangeroos, right?

[sapphic_hero]

We have no kangaroos in Austria? Or surfing.

[fanged_aleera]

Really?

What about those hats with the corks on them? What are those all about?

[sapphic_hero]

...I do not understand.

[fanged_aleera]

Is Crocodile Dundee a real guy? I heard he was!

This has me in giggles

[sapphic_hero]

I do not know this man!

Now comes the inevitable!

[fanged_aleera]

I thought he was famous there...

So, do you want to, like, go out do stuff?

[sapphic_hero]

Yes, that sounds nice! What shall we do, then?

[fanged_aleera]

You mean it?

Because why wouldn't you? Right? Us hot girls have got to stick together! In fact, I'm so secure in how hot I am, that I've chosen not to go out with any guys, lately! It's like... This whole lifestyle choice.

Yeah.

We should totally not go out with guys together. After school, maybe?

Ilikeyoureyes

[sapphic_hero]

Yes, we should spend time. I am not fond of the male species, you see, so I understand you.

[fanged_aleera]

You... You're not?

[sapphic_hero]

Oh, do not think me hateful! The men are fine. Some are very nice. But I do not desire their romance.

[fanged_aleera]

Oh, I

Could

I should show you around some places I know. I've got some stuff I want to ask you about, um, Austria.

Definitely Austria.

Yeah.

[sapphic_hero]

Okay! You show me while I tell you of things from my home, ja? This is good?

[fanged_aleera]

I'd like it to be.

Sounds fabulous!