-010 // Ursula is displeased!

[sapphic_hero]

Dear heaven, cowboy! Do you never bathe? It is a shower for your body, right now, much as I loathe the thought of touching your disgusting parts. Then a haircut, and a shave.

I also require a loan of clean clothing from a man.

[Private to Security]
This is The Silhouette. Charlie has access to my room, and therefore my weapons.

Comments

[i_hate_posses]

Hey, I had to promise not to do shit to your body.

Course, I can always change my mind, girly.

Added as an afterthought

[i_hate_posses]

And don't you touch nothin', either!

[sapphic_hero]

Oh my, does the thought of being less than filthy cause you displeasure?

I would not touch that if my life depended on it, cowboy. Never have I touched one before. You would not get this "honor."

[i_hate_posses]

Listen, Girly-- I don't care if you shower or change my clothin', since you're so set on it, but you ain't changing nothing.

[sapphic_hero]

I will not injure you. Shut your mouth and allow me to bathe now.

[i_hate_posses]

Don't change nothin'. YOU HEAR ME?