100 aib anak indonesia
gw lg pengen banget ngasal. iya emang gw selalu asal jg sih ya. trus gw tadi tuh buka FRIENDSTER demi buka bulletin board nista gw dulu. isinya post2 ancur parah gw, sarah, dan nacil. by the way, gw pertama kali kenal ama nacil tuh di fs loh. hahaha bangkai! trus2 pas gw liat bulletin board, jengjengjeng! GA ADA! bagus. yayaya. dan akhirnya gw ngopi notes di fb gw aja deh demi memuaskan hasrat dan gairah gw. ini gw isi sm yg baru nih. no repost kalo kata kaskus. haha
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage = air wudhu
2. Last phone call = pak deni wina bakery. haha
3. Last text message = slomet ttg kegantengan si ganteng yg ganteng bgt
4. Last song you listened to = armada ben
5. Last time you cried = kakek meninggal kyknya
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = woah 4 malah
7. Been cheated on = beuuh
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = cium lutut dan sampe sekarang ga nyampe2
9. Lost someone special = bang, nyasar dmn bang? di hati eneng?
10. Been depressed = saat ini lg ga dongs
11. Been drunk and threw up = air tajin
FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. beureum
13. hideung
14. hejo, koneng, bodas
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend = weits iya dong. kuli sebelah rumah tuh
16. Fallen out of love = fall out boy
17. Laughed until you cried = sampe mencret iya juga
18. Met someone who changed you = yoi si om broto
19. Found out who your true friends were = iye bang
20. Found out someone was talking about you = beuh kagak noh
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = sst jgn bilang2 gw sering melakukannya
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = banyak! 2.
23. How many kids do you want to have = 22. bikin 2 kesebelasan jadinya
24. Do you have any pets = katy pet-rry
25. Do you want to change your name = sumiyarti
26. What did you do for your last birthday = mengutuk teman2 yg sudah ngerjain saya
27. What time did you wake up today = 7 pagi. haha
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = belajar tiger sprong
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = jadi artis ibukota
30. Last time you saw your Mother = beberapa jam yg lalu
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? semoga gw bisa jd ledi gaga
32. What are you listening to right now = lenka
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Tom Pim Pa Alaium Gambreng
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = suara saya bsk kyk laudya cintya bela kyknya
35. Most visited webpage = bokep. *animal planet maksudnya
36. Whats your real name = Dheyanne Qurratul 'ain Sanjaya
37. Nicknames = acha septriasa
38. Relationship Status = JOHAN. jodoh di tangan Tuhan
39. Zodiac sign = caprio
40. Male or female? = Female (stupid question)
41. Elementary? = SDN Anyelir 1
42. Middle School = SMPI Dian DIDAKTIKA
43. High School/College = SMA 5
44. Hair colour = ijo transparan
45. Long or short = semata kaki
46. Height = rendah
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = beuh! 4 malah!
48: What do you like about yourself? = gaul
49. Piercings = di betis
50. Tattoos = tato ciki kesukaan anak indonesa
51. Righty or lefty = dua2nya. gaya ga sih?
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = sikut kiri
53. First piercing = telinga
54. First best friend = why oh why mesti etha?
55. First sport you joined = lompat batu pulau nias
56. First vacation = rumah nenek
58. First pair of trainers = bah, lupita saya
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = angin
60. Drinking = air keras pake es *ih jayus bgt gw
61. I'm about to = you. hahaa
62. Listening to = my heart. hahaa
63. Waiting for = pertanyaannya abis
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids= iya deh biar bisa disuruh2
65. Get Married= filmnya nirina?
66. Career = orang kaya
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes? = sikut
68. Hugs or kisses? = kitik2
69. Shorter or taller? = pas nya aja lah bang
70. Older or Younger? = brader *ga nyambung
71. Romantic or spontaneous ? = spontan yang romantis haha
72. Nice stomach or nice arms? = face
73. Sensitive or loud ? = sensodyne
74. Hook-up or relationship? = anu anuan dah
75. Trouble maker or hesitant? = coffee maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger? = pintu wc kampus itu stranger kan?
77. Drank hard liquor? = listerine biasanya
78. Lost glasses/contacts? = hooh yg warna merah tuh. *beranjak mesen ke aul
79. Sex on first date? = mending taaruf *azeek
80. Broken someone's heart? = waduh. emm sori brader pok pok
81. Had your own heart broken? = ngoks
82. Been arrested? = di penjara hatimu *anja
83. Turned someone down? = turned someone CLOWN?
84. Cried when someone died? = waktu itu
85. Lied to your bestfriend? = always *ups
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. Yourself? = saya percaya Allah
87. Miracles? = mirasantika?
88. Love at first sight? = jujur nih?
89. Heaven? = yongkru
90. Santa Claus?= pak kumis
91. Kiss on the first date?= kiss before first date dong
92. Angels? = angel's diary di trans tivi
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time? = iya dong kan gw KAYA
95. Did you sing today? = nembang keroncong malah gw
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = ayo tebak
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = tadi
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = bajumerahseksipantatnya
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = ga tuh bang
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = ogah. siapa lo nyuruh2 gw?
gw jadi garing ya? ga lucu lg kyk dulu.
*emg dulu gw lucu? hahaa
okelah SALAM WALI BAND!