bad jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman?
A: A blonde man has a lower sperm count.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to eachother on a planee and after a while the priest looks over and says, "is it true that in your religion, you can't eat pork?" to which the rabbi replied, "Yes that is a fundamental component of our faith." so the priest says, "Have you ever had it?"
"yes i did succomb to temptation and eat pork. A while passes and the rabbi looks over to the priest and says, "It true that in your religion you cant have sex?" the priest says "Yes, that is fundamental to our faith." to which the rabbi replies "Did you ever have sex?" and the priest answers, "Yes, once I did give in to temptation and have sex." The rabbi smiles and says "Alot better than pork ain't it?"
A: A blonde man has a lower sperm count.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to eachother on a planee and after a while the priest looks over and says, "is it true that in your religion, you can't eat pork?" to which the rabbi replied, "Yes that is a fundamental component of our faith." so the priest says, "Have you ever had it?"
"yes i did succomb to temptation and eat pork. A while passes and the rabbi looks over to the priest and says, "It true that in your religion you cant have sex?" the priest says "Yes, that is fundamental to our faith." to which the rabbi replies "Did you ever have sex?" and the priest answers, "Yes, once I did give in to temptation and have sex." The rabbi smiles and says "Alot better than pork ain't it?"