Because HIPPA is silly
Remember those oatmeal commercials or whatnot that would have someone go, "Hey, I just lowered my cholesterol." in an elevator? They were popular around 2002, I think...I dunno, years blend together. Anyway, I did, I just lowered my cholesterol. I went from a deathly score of 251 in January, then 224 a few months later, 214 in a few more months, and most recently, a surge down to 178. I've approached the acceptable limits, yay.