the original FSUB
Nefarious: she's a bitch...
Age: 7300 days as of June 05, 2003
Height: 1727.2 millimeters
Hair: black/brown
Eyes: brown
Place called home: east coast
Favorite drink: beer, whiskey, diet coke & tea
Favorite weapon: crossbow, paintball gun, knives & Danger
Favorite boy in eyeliner: Shane
Favorite gay icon: Janet Reno
Favorite way to dispose of the body: strip the bones, grind the bones into a dust, mix it with astro glide & it makes one hell of an anal lube. as for the flesh, grind it up into chuck 'beef' & donate it to the local orphanage.
Favorite way to make emo kids cry: breaking their dashboard CDs & kicking mud on their chucks
Favorite thing to fuck up: my liver
Favorite fuck: your mind
Favorite pasttime: world domination, hitting people, putting birds in the microwave, snorting dingleberries out of a blind, deaf, mute midget's ass crack, licking subway rails & oh... baking cakes.
Favorite music: lots of hardcore & punk, some metal & 80s shit
Danger:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Age: 20
Height: 5'4"
Hair: blackish.
Eyes: blue like woah
Place called home: 510
Favorite drink: Jack & Coke. sapphire & tonic...
Favorite weapon: scissors
Favorite boy in eyeliner: no one as of late
Favorite gay icon: The dude in Gravy Train
Favorite way to dispose of the body: dispose of them? they make great halloween decorations. and also, you can strap em in the car and get to use the commuter lane or get across the bridge for free!
Favorite way to make emo kids cry: beat them with their converse & white belts
Favorite thing to fuck up: kids, birds, good food... a bottle of JD
Favorite fuck: down, flipped, and reversed
Favorite pasttime: Running from cops
Favorite music: fuck to trip hop... fuck shit up to electro, rockabilly, swing, lounge, 60s rock.