1) Burn (read: Donate) my size 14 pants.
2) Burn (read: Donate) my size 16 pants.
3) Burn (read: BURN) my one pair of size 17 pants.

In other news, I am currently wearing one of my favorite pairs of jeans that I haven't been able to fit into since 2007. I'm still terrified of stepping on a scale though.

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