Listerine Total Care Plus Whitening
Don't let the pastel purple bottle fool you, this Listerine is FUCKING HARDCORE.
First off, you have to treat it like a fluorine rinse from the dentists... swish vigorously for one minute then don't eat, drink, or rinse for 30. Since it's about 22% alcohol you feel the burn within the first ten seconds. Don't worry, only 50 more to go. So, you swish and rinse and swish and rinse and OH MY G-D I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.
That's right, this shit FOAMS.
Don't worry though, only 20 more seconds... of BURNING FOAMING FURRY.
So, then you spit and think "Oh thank Jesus, sweet blessed relief." Till you realize that the Foam is staying on your teeth. And you can't rinse. So, you keep spitting, and spitting, and spitting till it's tolerable enough for you to leave the bathroom.
And at the 30 minute mark, when you can finally eat and drink again... your teeth have never felt so clean.
So, overall, I like the stuff. It was certainly a shocker the first time using it (the reason for this post), but it does achieve results. We'll see how the whitening aspect works over the next few weeks.
First off, you have to treat it like a fluorine rinse from the dentists... swish vigorously for one minute then don't eat, drink, or rinse for 30. Since it's about 22% alcohol you feel the burn within the first ten seconds. Don't worry, only 50 more to go. So, you swish and rinse and swish and rinse and OH MY G-D I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.
That's right, this shit FOAMS.
Don't worry though, only 20 more seconds... of BURNING FOAMING FURRY.
So, then you spit and think "Oh thank Jesus, sweet blessed relief." Till you realize that the Foam is staying on your teeth. And you can't rinse. So, you keep spitting, and spitting, and spitting till it's tolerable enough for you to leave the bathroom.
And at the 30 minute mark, when you can finally eat and drink again... your teeth have never felt so clean.
So, overall, I like the stuff. It was certainly a shocker the first time using it (the reason for this post), but it does achieve results. We'll see how the whitening aspect works over the next few weeks.