ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO SEE ME IRL!!!
Recently, have I been looking better or worse then when I was a cafe supervisor a year ago? If you say better, then please explain to me why the pants I wore then now NO LONGER FIT even though I have been at the SAME WEIGHT for a year now.
*runs off to buy another pair of pants before her shift starts*
*runs off to buy another pair of pants before her shift starts*