meep meep!
so, did you ever wish your life could be turned into a cartoon? no really. like you could turn it into a huge super mario brothers game, complete with your own awesome theme music. and you would get extra lives and such, especially because of course you would know all the cheat codes and you would never die. and you would have your very own posse, and special powers, and mushrooms would be a good thing. not illegal. and you would turn all shiny and pretty whenever you happened to find a star. so all your mistakes would be forgiven and eventually you would beat the game and somebody would give you a new one with better graphics to figure out.
why doesn't life work like that? it would be so much more fun.
of course then you have to worry about little mounds of clay with feet and turtles that hurl sledgehammers, and of course the ever-troublesome flying turtles. cause they hurt you when you run into them accidentally. kind of like gang members in the real world. hm.
p.s. i'm not entirely sure what they mean by quixotic, but i like that word.
why doesn't life work like that? it would be so much more fun.
of course then you have to worry about little mounds of clay with feet and turtles that hurl sledgehammers, and of course the ever-troublesome flying turtles. cause they hurt you when you run into them accidentally. kind of like gang members in the real world. hm.
p.s. i'm not entirely sure what they mean by quixotic, but i like that word.