slacking
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1) pierce your nose or tongue?: tongue, i am a lesbian after all
2) be serious or be funny?: whatever you want, baby
3) drink whole or skim milk?: yeah right, remember that chernobyl accident? that was me drinking milk
A R E Y O U
4) simple or complicated?: far far far complex, like a maze of mazeyness
D O Y O U P R E F E R
5) flowers or angels?: what do i fucking look like, someone domestic?
6) gray or black?: both
7) Color or Black and white photos?: color, black and white makes me look like a man!
8) lust or love?: lustful love. with lots of good fruit tarts
9) sunrise or sunset? sunset, duh
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: gimme chocolate
11) rap or rock?: i would do the robot to both
12) staying up late or waking up early? staying up late, and cyberstalking people as they sleep
13) TV or radio?: what is this radio you speak of?
15) eating apples or oranges?: sweet sweet sweet..... what was the question?
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
16) do you have a crush?: yes, chika sato! be mine....
17) do they know it?: no, she sure doesn't. but she will as soon as the program ends and her professional life isn't threatened by her and me getting it on.
D O Y O U P R E F E R
18) being hot or cold?: hot, no cold, no wait.
20) sun or moon?: sun, it warms my cold cold blood
21) Winter or Fall?: autumn, of course. what could be more beautiful?
23) having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends:8,000 lovers
24) sun or rain?: sun, sun sun
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: i told you, chernobyl accident
26) boys or girls?: ladies, ladies, more ladies,
27) vodka or jack?: jack is nasty, the last time i drank that, some frat boy fell on me as we were dancing
A B O U T Y O U
What time is it?: 10:21pm
Name?: that damn troll ate my billy goats!
W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
Where do you want to live?: dont know
What kind of job do you want?: something that makes me feel pretty
Do you want to get married?: come to mine and James' potluck wedding!
U N I Q U E
1. Nervous Habits: tapping my feet
2. Are you double jointed?: I can't even put my shirt on without pulling something
3. Can you roll your tongue?:no, and thats why I'm alone!
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? i have a unibrow now, and it doesnt move so much anymore
5. Can you cross your eyes?: no, but I love Jenny!
6. Do you make your bed daily?: i dont understand.
C L O T H E S, E T C
9. Which shoe goes on first?: right one
10. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?: god yes, and those damn kids better stay off my lawn!
11. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: enough to not pay for lunch, god I'm a cheapskate
12. What jewelry do you wear?: nothing and nobody
13. Favorite piece of clothing?: my worn corduroys and worn t shirts.
*. . . F O O D . . . *
14. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: yeah both
15. Have you ever eaten Spam? yes, and I wont do it again!
16. Favorite ice cream flavor?: green tea, watch out japan!
17. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: i dont have a cabinet.
18. What's your favorite beverage?: water!
19. What's your favorite restaurant?: sairam, fortune, phans garden, my mommys kitchen
20. Do you cook?: do you value your life?
G R O O M I N G
21. How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day
22. Hair drying method?: Blow dry, but only during winter, other than that, towel
23. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: i do have to cover up the gray somehow
M A N N E R S
24. Do you swear?: only when I'm whispering in your mom's ear
25. Do you ever spit? yeah, when shit gets in my mouth and when in China
26. You cook your own food?: f that s
25. You do your own chores?: f that s too
26. You got laid today? I told you, Sato san still is my program person, she cant until later
27. You like beef jerky?: i'll beef your jerky
28. You own more than one brush?: i lost that a while ago
32. You're happy with your hair?: fuck no, its shaggy like a beast!
33. You own a dog? sofa monster!
34. You spend your money wisely? i like to buy meat on a stick
35. You're always making new friends?: yeah
36. You like to swim?: eee, moving all those limbs at the same time?
38. You're patient?: fuck you, gimme gimme gimme!
1) pierce your nose or tongue?: tongue, i am a lesbian after all
2) be serious or be funny?: whatever you want, baby
3) drink whole or skim milk?: yeah right, remember that chernobyl accident? that was me drinking milk
A R E Y O U
4) simple or complicated?: far far far complex, like a maze of mazeyness
D O Y O U P R E F E R
5) flowers or angels?: what do i fucking look like, someone domestic?
6) gray or black?: both
7) Color or Black and white photos?: color, black and white makes me look like a man!
8) lust or love?: lustful love. with lots of good fruit tarts
9) sunrise or sunset? sunset, duh
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: gimme chocolate
11) rap or rock?: i would do the robot to both
12) staying up late or waking up early? staying up late, and cyberstalking people as they sleep
13) TV or radio?: what is this radio you speak of?
15) eating apples or oranges?: sweet sweet sweet..... what was the question?
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
16) do you have a crush?: yes, chika sato! be mine....
17) do they know it?: no, she sure doesn't. but she will as soon as the program ends and her professional life isn't threatened by her and me getting it on.
D O Y O U P R E F E R
18) being hot or cold?: hot, no cold, no wait.
20) sun or moon?: sun, it warms my cold cold blood
21) Winter or Fall?: autumn, of course. what could be more beautiful?
23) having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends:8,000 lovers
24) sun or rain?: sun, sun sun
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: i told you, chernobyl accident
26) boys or girls?: ladies, ladies, more ladies,
27) vodka or jack?: jack is nasty, the last time i drank that, some frat boy fell on me as we were dancing
A B O U T Y O U
What time is it?: 10:21pm
Name?: that damn troll ate my billy goats!
W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
Where do you want to live?: dont know
What kind of job do you want?: something that makes me feel pretty
Do you want to get married?: come to mine and James' potluck wedding!
U N I Q U E
1. Nervous Habits: tapping my feet
2. Are you double jointed?: I can't even put my shirt on without pulling something
3. Can you roll your tongue?:no, and thats why I'm alone!
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? i have a unibrow now, and it doesnt move so much anymore
5. Can you cross your eyes?: no, but I love Jenny!
6. Do you make your bed daily?: i dont understand.
C L O T H E S, E T C
9. Which shoe goes on first?: right one
10. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?: god yes, and those damn kids better stay off my lawn!
11. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: enough to not pay for lunch, god I'm a cheapskate
12. What jewelry do you wear?: nothing and nobody
13. Favorite piece of clothing?: my worn corduroys and worn t shirts.
*. . . F O O D . . . *
14. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: yeah both
15. Have you ever eaten Spam? yes, and I wont do it again!
16. Favorite ice cream flavor?: green tea, watch out japan!
17. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: i dont have a cabinet.
18. What's your favorite beverage?: water!
19. What's your favorite restaurant?: sairam, fortune, phans garden, my mommys kitchen
20. Do you cook?: do you value your life?
G R O O M I N G
21. How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day
22. Hair drying method?: Blow dry, but only during winter, other than that, towel
23. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: i do have to cover up the gray somehow
M A N N E R S
24. Do you swear?: only when I'm whispering in your mom's ear
25. Do you ever spit? yeah, when shit gets in my mouth and when in China
26. You cook your own food?: f that s
25. You do your own chores?: f that s too
26. You got laid today? I told you, Sato san still is my program person, she cant until later
27. You like beef jerky?: i'll beef your jerky
28. You own more than one brush?: i lost that a while ago
32. You're happy with your hair?: fuck no, its shaggy like a beast!
33. You own a dog? sofa monster!
34. You spend your money wisely? i like to buy meat on a stick
35. You're always making new friends?: yeah
36. You like to swim?: eee, moving all those limbs at the same time?
38. You're patient?: fuck you, gimme gimme gimme!