i'm not allowed over at Nursing homes anymore!

[saolao]

I was playing bingo with the ladies at the nursing home with the Thetas today. I was really fucking tired, and calling the numbers and the tables are really small. I thought that it was the table stand, i really did. so i rubbed my foot on it. It wasn't the table stand, it was the old lady's foot! I'm officially incredibly creepy! playing footsie with an old lady, really!
I'm fucking tired. I live off of Starbucks double shots and 4 hours of sleep per day, its awful.
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