Omegle fun

Aug 08, 2010 19:47





Stranger: hello

You: oh god please help me

You: there's this dude

You: he's like stalking me

You: keeps sneaking into my room at night

You: stares at me when we're in class at school

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: maybe he likes you

You: well he did save me from being pulped by a car

Stranger: hmmm

You: but I don't know what to do, he keeps acting really weird

Stranger: why dont u give something to him

You: he disappeared a few days ago

Stranger: just to show thank you

You: apparently his fam is like super rich and they go on expensive vacations every month or so

Stranger: kissed his lips

You: I mean, I just moved here, why is he so fixated on me already

Stranger: or have sex to say thank you

Stranger: how ?

Stranger: my idea sounds great huh

?

You: not really

Stranger: but it works

You: I mean, first he looks like he can't wait to get away from me, then he turns around and stares at me while I sleep

You: I don't know what's going through his mind

Stranger: ah

Stranger: maybe he speechless

Stranger: while he stares at you

Stranger: hes adore u

You: well, I guess

You: there's this weird incestual vibe going on with his fam, though

You: they don't talk to anyone but each other

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: maybe u should ask him to go somewhere

Stranger: just to chit chat

You: isn't that kind of dangerous?

Stranger: hmm not really

You: the town out here is like one grocery store and woods

You: that's it

Stranger: bring ur friend to accompany you

You: I don't really have any yet.

Stranger: then ur brother or sister

You: don't have those either

You: there is the girls I went dress shopping with, but they aren't really friends

Stranger: ur mom or dad

You: only have my dad

Stranger: or ur nanny ?

You: he's kinda busy and out of it most of the time

You: being a cop

Stranger: just go alone

Stranger: god is always be with you

You: I dunno, there's a few other guys here who seem to like me more than he does

Stranger: hmmm

You: what do you think I should do?

You: hello?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: just being invisible

Stranger: pretending like nothing happened

You: Oh boy, I gotta go, my dad's back. Guess he's done being all Cop-y.

Stranger: what

Stranger: ok

You: Oh, and I have to tell you something.

You: You've just been TwiRolled, honey!

Stranger: whats that

You: Have you read Twilight?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i dont know what is twilight

You: you might wanna do that

Stranger: im not interesting

Stranger: with all that sissy things

You: Thank you for the half hour of entertainment, though.

Stranger: you're welcome

You: permission to share this?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: why not

You: Thank you.

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