My kitties
Dear fuzzy,
I know, you own me. And you like to try and make me jealous on occasion by ignoring me and cuddling up to my dad. But. Please. Books are for reading. They are not beds.
Also, please to stop rubbing your face on my butt when I'm sitting at the computer. You are a ninja cat and it is frightening sometimes.
With love and scritches,
Your seat.
Dear tubby boy,
I know you love me. You tell me every chance you get, what with your purrs that I've only heard come out of car engines before and duckling tendencies. But could you please stop using couches and carpets to sharpen your claws? It's somewhat noisy, and kind of annoying.
Plus, you have a bathing problem.
Cuddles and loves,
Your forever momma.
Both of you,
You are so weird.
Me.
I know, you own me. And you like to try and make me jealous on occasion by ignoring me and cuddling up to my dad. But. Please. Books are for reading. They are not beds.
Also, please to stop rubbing your face on my butt when I'm sitting at the computer. You are a ninja cat and it is frightening sometimes.
With love and scritches,
Your seat.
Dear tubby boy,
I know you love me. You tell me every chance you get, what with your purrs that I've only heard come out of car engines before and duckling tendencies. But could you please stop using couches and carpets to sharpen your claws? It's somewhat noisy, and kind of annoying.
Plus, you have a bathing problem.
Cuddles and loves,
Your forever momma.
Both of you,
You are so weird.
Me.