Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I put gum in
cheating_duck's hair (-12 points). In August I broke
xburning_starx's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I helped
poe_in_the_dark across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed
letsbeseahorses's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-43 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
santi_of_dune