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[santahasclaws]

//MAIN SYSTEMS

Comments

[thtaintfriendly]

...and what happens if someone has been 'bad' or 'naughty'?

[santahasclaws]

Why, when you're Naughty, you simply don't receive a gift at all!

But you've been Nice this year, haven't you... Starscream, is it?

[thtaintfriendly]

Signs point to no. But that's fine; I don't want to be a part of your database anyway.

[santahasclaws]

You already are, dear boy. *merrily*

[night_wire_user]

....

What if we dont believe in Santa? * is not scoffing at the idea of Santa, STFU~!*

[santahasclaws]

//I think I saw ol' Santa through my window Christmas eve
My eyes were really droopy but I really do believe
It must've been ol' Santa 'cause I saw his big red hat
And I know my mom and dad can't fly like that

And then I heard some footsteps in the hall outside my door
The same ol' Christmas trick my dad
had played since I was four
He stands outside my bedroom yelling "Ho! Ho! Ho!" because
He knows I don't believe in Santa Claus

I think my daddy sees me
Peeking from my door
But he pretends he's Santa anyway
Every year he tries to fool me
But I'm a big boy now I don't believe
in Santa or his sleigh...
No way!

So I went back to bed and I curled up nice and tight
I stared out my window and looked into the night
And then, all of a sudden, through my window I could see
Santa Claus was flying by and smiling at me\\

[night_wire_user]

* actually scoffs. *

I dont believe in Santa. AT. ALL.

So dont even try to convince me that your real.

[santahasclaws]

...That is most unfortunate. But... if that is your wish...

[drone_lazerbeak]

Beaks been a good drone.

Can beaks get lots of candy?

[santahasclaws]

Your name still has to go through the list making software before I can determine if you can have a gift, but if you're very good....

[drone_lazerbeak]

Beaks wants candy - human candy and Treats. Oh and time to spend with Master and Masters mates as family?

[storm_skies]

The hell?

[santahasclaws]

Now, now, Thundercracker, let's keep the vocabulary down to a more children-friendly level in public comments, shall we?

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

...I won't even bother...*sadface*

[santahasclaws]

Now, now -- Megatron?

Anything you want is worth an attempt to receive! Who knows - perhaps I may be able to deliver! Some of the things your compatriots have asked for seem beyond the abilities of most Earthlings, but I can assure you, I am not just any Earthling. Ho ho hohohoho!

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

...

I don't want anything...

Except Prime. Happy. That's all.

[santahasclaws]

...I will do my best to make your wish come true, Megatron.