//2ND-DAY-OF-CHRISTMAS.EXE
//DOWNLOADING...
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.....DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
//RUN: DAY TWO - MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.ZIP
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "MUSIC2"
"Ho ho ho, and Merry Christmas! Here's day two of my nine-day music download list. I hope you're enjoying the music, and getting ready for Christmas!"
//INITIATE DEFENSE PROTOCOL "SEES WHEN SLEEPING DELTA"
....INITIATED
//INCREASE TARGET RANGE: ARK_NEMESIS ::[COORDINATES]::
....TARGET RANGE INCREASED
//RUN: SEASON.EXE
...PROGRAM IS RUNNING
...SELECT SEASON:
[1] OF LOVE
[2] MAD
[3] EVERY
[4] TO BE JOLLY
...SEASON TO BE JOLLY SELECTED
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING"
....INITIATED
"This is a recorded message from the Elf Chief of Defense and Weaponry, Jolly Mistlevine. We have been monitoring the goings-on down on your end, Transformers, and the fat man Saint Nicholas has asked to prevent further distress by expanding our defense patterns to include your current location. Until December the twenty-sixth, the ARK and Nemesis are now included in Defense Protocol S.W.S Delta. Any outside locale attempting to enter the premises will be denied access unless they can preform one undeniably, unquestionably, incredibly good act for the Autobot or Decepticon of their choosing.
For those this applies to, no, "quick and painless death," "not killing them," "sparing them," "making them my pet," and other supposedly "good" acts are not included.
Also, for those this applies to, once you are allowed within the perimeters, you will have to preform one U.U.I.G.A every fifteen minutes.
*lightly* We hope that including you all in our defenses will help bring you a merry Christmas. Saint Nicholas would also like to extend his personal apologies for being unable to help any further, but unfortunately, we can only do so much. If you have any questions as to what the Defense Protocol S.W.S Delta is, what it does, or how it works - well, we will answer whatever we can. Some things, however, you just have to leave to magic. Have a merry Christmas - Jolly Mistlevine, out."
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.....DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
//RUN: DAY TWO - MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.ZIP
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "MUSIC2"
"Ho ho ho, and Merry Christmas! Here's day two of my nine-day music download list. I hope you're enjoying the music, and getting ready for Christmas!"
//INITIATE DEFENSE PROTOCOL "SEES WHEN SLEEPING DELTA"
....INITIATED
//INCREASE TARGET RANGE: ARK_NEMESIS ::[COORDINATES]::
....TARGET RANGE INCREASED
//RUN: SEASON.EXE
...PROGRAM IS RUNNING
...SELECT SEASON:
[1] OF LOVE
[2] MAD
[3] EVERY
[4] TO BE JOLLY
...SEASON TO BE JOLLY SELECTED
//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING"
....INITIATED
"This is a recorded message from the Elf Chief of Defense and Weaponry, Jolly Mistlevine. We have been monitoring the goings-on down on your end, Transformers, and the fat man Saint Nicholas has asked to prevent further distress by expanding our defense patterns to include your current location. Until December the twenty-sixth, the ARK and Nemesis are now included in Defense Protocol S.W.S Delta. Any outside locale attempting to enter the premises will be denied access unless they can preform one undeniably, unquestionably, incredibly good act for the Autobot or Decepticon of their choosing.
For those this applies to, no, "quick and painless death," "not killing them," "sparing them," "making them my pet," and other supposedly "good" acts are not included.
Also, for those this applies to, once you are allowed within the perimeters, you will have to preform one U.U.I.G.A every fifteen minutes.
*lightly* We hope that including you all in our defenses will help bring you a merry Christmas. Saint Nicholas would also like to extend his personal apologies for being unable to help any further, but unfortunately, we can only do so much. If you have any questions as to what the Defense Protocol S.W.S Delta is, what it does, or how it works - well, we will answer whatever we can. Some things, however, you just have to leave to magic. Have a merry Christmas - Jolly Mistlevine, out."