best dream ever
I took a 4 hour nap tonight, and this is the dream I had. I recounted it to Nick Place because he was in it, but then realized that everyone should read this, to understand the full scope of how fucking awesome my dreams have become. Some parts of this are edited or deleted because of inappropriate comments and the like.
benNstimpy: i had the coolest dream of my life
benNstimpy: i was part of this clan of warriors
benNstimpy: not unlike that zatoichi movie we watched
benNstimpy: and the main guy from the other clan was fronting
benNstimpy: and so we decided to have a battle
NiniP90: so you stepped?
benNstimpy: to fight it out
NiniP90: nice
benNstimpy: but get this
benNstimpy: they had one awesome swordsman
benNstimpy: and i wasn't really that good at anything
benNstimpy: and they had some ninjas
benNstimpy: you were there on my team
benNstimpy: you had like...
benNstimpy: a fal
NiniP90: bong
benNstimpy: and something else
NiniP90: fals beat swords
benNstimpy: except everyone else had swords and shit
benNstimpy: so we had this little fight which was like a neighborhood fight
benNstimpy: and we schooled their asses really fast, but decided that we needed an ultimate showdown
benNstimpy: it was like gangs of new york
benNstimpy: so we were getting ready
benNstimpy: we were living legends affiliated people
benNstimpy: somehow we were affiliated with them
benNstimpy: and so at the meeting time
benNstimpy: i had a badass wife too
benNstimpy: i kissed her
benNstimpy: got my khukri and a big heavy long chain
benNstimpy: and you guys got your weapons
benNstimpy: i kicked open a door
benNstimpy: and there was this bridge, and they were on the other side
NiniP90: sweetness
benNstimpy: so two of us went across real fast
benNstimpy: and the guy to my right got hit in the face with like 8 throwing stars
benNstimpy: and totally destroyed
benNstimpy: so i dropped
benNstimpy: and then you came up with your fal, you came third
benNstimpy: there was some other guy before you
benNstimpy: there was a room with two entrances
benNstimpy: and you guys distracted them at the main doorway, while i ran around
benNstimpy: and there were two guys behind a shelter
benNstimpy: and they missed me with their throwing stars
NiniP90: this is the best dream ever!
benNstimpy: and i ran up and chopped ones hand off, and hit another one in the leg with my khukri
benNstimpy: and they were out of commission
benNstimpy: yeah it was
benNstimpy: it gets better:-)
benNstimpy: so much better
benNstimpy: so we mortally wounded those two
benNstimpy: and we had already lost one or two guys
NiniP90: weak
benNstimpy: so we moved on
benNstimpy: and we were sort of in a waterfront area
benNstimpy: and out of nowhere, cailen shows up
benNstimpy: trying to walk by us
benNstimpy: and instantly i knew that she was the enemy leader
benNstimpy: so i was like stop her!!
benNstimpy: and these other guys jumped out, and you guys had to fight them
benNstimpy: and i whipped out my bigass chain, and hit her so fucking hard with it
benNstimpy: but she threw off her robe, and she had a chain too
benNstimpy: so we got sort of tangled up
benNstimpy: and i pulled her over to me, and picked her up
benNstimpy: she was tripping out
benNstimpy: and i was so fucking pissed
benNstimpy: then she looked at me and said, "ben i still love you!!"
NiniP90: explitive deleted
benNstimpy: and i was like "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
NiniP90: explitive deleted
benNstimpy: AHHAHA no
benNstimpy: so pissed
benNstimpy: check this out
benNstimpy: gets even better
benNstimpy: and so i threw her off the dock into this muddy water, and was sort of holding her down there
benNstimpy: and she went for a knife in her shoe, but i fucking kicked it out of her hand
benNstimpy: and she kept struggling and i was holding onto her really hard
benNstimpy: then apparently my wife had tagged along without telling me
benNstimpy: she was badass too, a warrior
benNstimpy: and she came over, and fucking shot cailen with a tranq dart!
benNstimpy: and she said, "dude you were holding her for too long, you shoulda done something"
benNstimpy: i was like huh, tight
NiniP90: cool
benNstimpy: but i couldn't bring myself to kill cailen... so we just drugged and captured her
benNstimpy: and so we won the battle
benNstimpy: we were sort of mopping up dead bodies and shit
benNstimpy: then out of nowhere this enemy guy tries to run across the bridge behind us!
benNstimpy: he make a break for it!
benNstimpy: cause we had left the bridge we came over on undefended
benNstimpy: so i was like "fuck no!"
benNstimpy: and i ran over there, and blocked him
benNstimpy: and he pulled out his sword, and was like "it's me, i could fucking destroy you with only one working arm, what are you going to do to stop me?"
benNstimpy: and he was right
benNstimpy: so i let him go
benNstimpy: cause i didn't have my weapons any more
benNstimpy: and a khukri would do nothing against a sword anyway
benNstimpy: but he went off running, and i backed him up into this huge water tower, somehow
benNstimpy: and he climbed up, and fell down inside the water tower!
benNstimpy: i have no idea how
benNstimpy: so i was like "ha what a dirty clumsy little bitch"
benNstimpy: then i got some big rocks, and threw them down on him, and listened to him scream, cause i couldn't see him, i just wanted to incapacitate him
benNstimpy: but i think i killed him
benNstimpy: the rocks were really big
benNstimpy: at that point, i was climbing down the water tower, but it started to sway back and forth
benNstimpy: and ended up tipping over into the river
benNstimpy: so i jumped off and landed in the water, and made it out ok
benNstimpy: and went back and rounded up my fighters and my wife
benNstimpy: and i was like good work guy, we're done guys
NiniP90: damn that dream was long
benNstimpy: and so we went and cleaned up and some of my people went their separate ways, they decided to move
benNstimpy: it was sad
benNstimpy: but i stayed in that place
benNstimpy: and it was bong
benNstimpy: isn't that dream fucking amazing?!
NiniP90: yeah that shit is crazy?
NiniP90: i hope i shot people
benNstimpy: i tried to get you to shoot through the cover that some guys were behind
benNstimpy: but you said it wouldn't work
benNstimpy: so you killed manually i think
NiniP90: sweet
Best dream ever!!!! This is far, far better than nightmares every night. Especially nightmares in which I can never scream, I can never run, and I can never swim. Also, I always used to have a gun that wouldnt work. I used to get killed and drowned every night in my dreams! But now they're badass like a samurai movie!!!
benNstimpy: i had the coolest dream of my life
benNstimpy: i was part of this clan of warriors
benNstimpy: not unlike that zatoichi movie we watched
benNstimpy: and the main guy from the other clan was fronting
benNstimpy: and so we decided to have a battle
NiniP90: so you stepped?
benNstimpy: to fight it out
NiniP90: nice
benNstimpy: but get this
benNstimpy: they had one awesome swordsman
benNstimpy: and i wasn't really that good at anything
benNstimpy: and they had some ninjas
benNstimpy: you were there on my team
benNstimpy: you had like...
benNstimpy: a fal
NiniP90: bong
benNstimpy: and something else
NiniP90: fals beat swords
benNstimpy: except everyone else had swords and shit
benNstimpy: so we had this little fight which was like a neighborhood fight
benNstimpy: and we schooled their asses really fast, but decided that we needed an ultimate showdown
benNstimpy: it was like gangs of new york
benNstimpy: so we were getting ready
benNstimpy: we were living legends affiliated people
benNstimpy: somehow we were affiliated with them
benNstimpy: and so at the meeting time
benNstimpy: i had a badass wife too
benNstimpy: i kissed her
benNstimpy: got my khukri and a big heavy long chain
benNstimpy: and you guys got your weapons
benNstimpy: i kicked open a door
benNstimpy: and there was this bridge, and they were on the other side
NiniP90: sweetness
benNstimpy: so two of us went across real fast
benNstimpy: and the guy to my right got hit in the face with like 8 throwing stars
benNstimpy: and totally destroyed
benNstimpy: so i dropped
benNstimpy: and then you came up with your fal, you came third
benNstimpy: there was some other guy before you
benNstimpy: there was a room with two entrances
benNstimpy: and you guys distracted them at the main doorway, while i ran around
benNstimpy: and there were two guys behind a shelter
benNstimpy: and they missed me with their throwing stars
NiniP90: this is the best dream ever!
benNstimpy: and i ran up and chopped ones hand off, and hit another one in the leg with my khukri
benNstimpy: and they were out of commission
benNstimpy: yeah it was
benNstimpy: it gets better:-)
benNstimpy: so much better
benNstimpy: so we mortally wounded those two
benNstimpy: and we had already lost one or two guys
NiniP90: weak
benNstimpy: so we moved on
benNstimpy: and we were sort of in a waterfront area
benNstimpy: and out of nowhere, cailen shows up
benNstimpy: trying to walk by us
benNstimpy: and instantly i knew that she was the enemy leader
benNstimpy: so i was like stop her!!
benNstimpy: and these other guys jumped out, and you guys had to fight them
benNstimpy: and i whipped out my bigass chain, and hit her so fucking hard with it
benNstimpy: but she threw off her robe, and she had a chain too
benNstimpy: so we got sort of tangled up
benNstimpy: and i pulled her over to me, and picked her up
benNstimpy: she was tripping out
benNstimpy: and i was so fucking pissed
benNstimpy: then she looked at me and said, "ben i still love you!!"
NiniP90: explitive deleted
benNstimpy: and i was like "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
NiniP90: explitive deleted
benNstimpy: AHHAHA no
benNstimpy: so pissed
benNstimpy: check this out
benNstimpy: gets even better
benNstimpy: and so i threw her off the dock into this muddy water, and was sort of holding her down there
benNstimpy: and she went for a knife in her shoe, but i fucking kicked it out of her hand
benNstimpy: and she kept struggling and i was holding onto her really hard
benNstimpy: then apparently my wife had tagged along without telling me
benNstimpy: she was badass too, a warrior
benNstimpy: and she came over, and fucking shot cailen with a tranq dart!
benNstimpy: and she said, "dude you were holding her for too long, you shoulda done something"
benNstimpy: i was like huh, tight
NiniP90: cool
benNstimpy: but i couldn't bring myself to kill cailen... so we just drugged and captured her
benNstimpy: and so we won the battle
benNstimpy: we were sort of mopping up dead bodies and shit
benNstimpy: then out of nowhere this enemy guy tries to run across the bridge behind us!
benNstimpy: he make a break for it!
benNstimpy: cause we had left the bridge we came over on undefended
benNstimpy: so i was like "fuck no!"
benNstimpy: and i ran over there, and blocked him
benNstimpy: and he pulled out his sword, and was like "it's me, i could fucking destroy you with only one working arm, what are you going to do to stop me?"
benNstimpy: and he was right
benNstimpy: so i let him go
benNstimpy: cause i didn't have my weapons any more
benNstimpy: and a khukri would do nothing against a sword anyway
benNstimpy: but he went off running, and i backed him up into this huge water tower, somehow
benNstimpy: and he climbed up, and fell down inside the water tower!
benNstimpy: i have no idea how
benNstimpy: so i was like "ha what a dirty clumsy little bitch"
benNstimpy: then i got some big rocks, and threw them down on him, and listened to him scream, cause i couldn't see him, i just wanted to incapacitate him
benNstimpy: but i think i killed him
benNstimpy: the rocks were really big
benNstimpy: at that point, i was climbing down the water tower, but it started to sway back and forth
benNstimpy: and ended up tipping over into the river
benNstimpy: so i jumped off and landed in the water, and made it out ok
benNstimpy: and went back and rounded up my fighters and my wife
benNstimpy: and i was like good work guy, we're done guys
NiniP90: damn that dream was long
benNstimpy: and so we went and cleaned up and some of my people went their separate ways, they decided to move
benNstimpy: it was sad
benNstimpy: but i stayed in that place
benNstimpy: and it was bong
benNstimpy: isn't that dream fucking amazing?!
NiniP90: yeah that shit is crazy?
NiniP90: i hope i shot people
benNstimpy: i tried to get you to shoot through the cover that some guys were behind
benNstimpy: but you said it wouldn't work
benNstimpy: so you killed manually i think
NiniP90: sweet
Best dream ever!!!! This is far, far better than nightmares every night. Especially nightmares in which I can never scream, I can never run, and I can never swim. Also, I always used to have a gun that wouldnt work. I used to get killed and drowned every night in my dreams! But now they're badass like a samurai movie!!!