More poorly written and badly translated German Theater
Apparently, in my attempts at scripting scenes in German, I am only able to achieve the level of humor of a small child. Here, our humble professor is called out for having accidentally taken home the "sex dancer" Lola's panties on his previous visit to The Blue Angel.
Rath enters The Blue Angel, in order to perhaps find more panties. He sees Kiepert...
Rath: Ah! There are you! Corrupt bandit!
Kiepert: Mr. professor! I am pleased much that you return.
Rath: I am here in official characteristic.
Kiepert: I see. What for you can I do?
Rath: I search again for my pupils.
Kiepert: What? It is very loud! I could not hear you! You say that you search for more panties?
Rath: What?! I said that I my pupils seek!
Kiepert: Naturally, and which for panties you look for?
Rath: There are three pupils! You know very well, which!
Kiepert: But, Mr. professor. That is completely unfair! How can I know, which panties one wants?
Rath: There are three! You miserable thief!
Kiepert: Yes, you said that you look for three! But which type?! Blue? Silver? Silk? Cotton? Old? New?
Rath: What?! About what do you speak? Are you mad?
Kiepert: Am I mad? Forgive please, but it is you that at the middle of the night, panties try to buy! Perhaps should you think less about finding always new panties and get some sleep!
Rath: Yes, I am very tired.
Rath enters The Blue Angel, in order to perhaps find more panties. He sees Kiepert...
Rath: Ah! There are you! Corrupt bandit!
Kiepert: Mr. professor! I am pleased much that you return.
Rath: I am here in official characteristic.
Kiepert: I see. What for you can I do?
Rath: I search again for my pupils.
Kiepert: What? It is very loud! I could not hear you! You say that you search for more panties?
Rath: What?! I said that I my pupils seek!
Kiepert: Naturally, and which for panties you look for?
Rath: There are three pupils! You know very well, which!
Kiepert: But, Mr. professor. That is completely unfair! How can I know, which panties one wants?
Rath: There are three! You miserable thief!
Kiepert: Yes, you said that you look for three! But which type?! Blue? Silver? Silk? Cotton? Old? New?
Rath: What?! About what do you speak? Are you mad?
Kiepert: Am I mad? Forgive please, but it is you that at the middle of the night, panties try to buy! Perhaps should you think less about finding always new panties and get some sleep!
Rath: Yes, I am very tired.