Aug 22, 2003 13:08
Dear Producers/Executives of the CBS Television Netowkr
Please take the time to stop playing with your power ranger figurines and take a gander into the life of a viewer of your show.
BB4 has been the best season to date stateside, yet your newest twist is absolute shit, sorry but anyone could PB&J -- there are so many good twists out there, lets review the current houseguests.
Erika - Remember Skeletor from He-Man? Its a female version, stick her on the diet and she'll be evicted as pure BONE
Alison - She's a bitch, give her no food.
Jack - The guy is getting on and is physically fit, but needs the energy.
Jee - He's got food, I'm happy, GO JEEEEEEEEE!
Jun - Now I understand the twist... trying to make the cameras focus on other guests?
Robert - He's the victim in this... poor bugger
In the Big Brother's all over the world there is one major twist, the big housemate swap. The Italian and Mexican switched over, as did the UK and Africa - America have been lazy with their twists, although the challenges are fantastic to watch, and I do mean fantastic because I cant find another house with a walking strawberry.
I love the whole nomination talk because we dont get it here, UK is based on popularity so this is totally new to us.
If you want some decent twists, go over to some of the other continental houses and check out them
Yours Lovingly
-Robert Winchurch