Naruto: ANBU At Hogwarts
Title: ANBU At Hogwarts
Fandom: Naruto/Harry Potter
Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura
Posted: 8/5/06
Notes: I might get killed for pulling this one off of my FF.net page and posting it up with the rest of my fanfiction garbage, haha. This story garnered 92 reviews on fanfiction.net over the past four years, and it was very, very well-received - but I'm pulling it off of my page because it is not a good story. There are a lot of problems with this in the technical aspects of writing, the ideas, the characterization, you name it. This story has a lot of fans, but I consider it garbage-material, which is why I have taken it down off of my fanfiction profile, which is something I'd rather use to showcase my better stories.
Naruto and Harry Potter: The Oneshot
The four ANBU had been at Hogwarts for a few months.
Dumbledore had hired them to protect the castle, and most of the castle had been incredulousas to how four people - most of them probably not overtwenty - would be able to protect the gigantic school from Voldemort.
But back to the point. All it took was four months: just enough time for everyone to start getting used to them. Of course, the ANBU had managed to surprise Hogwarts now and again.
One of those surprising occasions was when it was a bright November morning - mellow for that time of the year - and three ANBU were standing near the Gryffindor table, nonchalantly chatting in English because, regrettably, the translation charms that had been placed on them could not be cancelled until the magic wore out.
To the dismay of many students - including Harry, Ron, and Hermione - the ANBU guards seemed to be jokes. They were usually goofing off at most times, and though they insisted they wouldn’t be caught off guard, the dark haired man was constantly relaxed, the pink haired woman was often caught talking to the silver-haired guard, who was always late, and the blond ANBU seemed extremely accident prone. This had been a proven point by the many explosions and acids created inside the potions classroom whenever he was present.
“You know, I really think that Dumbledore’s wasting his money on these blokes…” Ron was muttering that particular morning, spooning a few eggs onto his plate.
“One of them is a girl, Ron,” Hermione corrected.
“With pink hair,” Ron finished.
“They do seem a bit strange,” Harry said, watching them; they were at the end of the table and were able to hear their conversation from a distance.
“A bit?” Ron muttered. “They wear animal masks that they say is their uniform, but they’re always taking them off and messing around! I doubt they’re very old, you can just tell by their faces, except for that one guy. His hair is silver and he has a mask underneath his animal mask!”
“They have names, Ron. We’re lucky enough to know them, after all…”
“We’re lucky enough to know them because they say this ‘mission’ is a complete joke,” Ron stated darkly. “We’re not jokes, You-Know-Who is serious stuff!”
“I do agree with you on that…” Hermione trailed off uncertainly.
“Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? They’re always doing whatever and Sasuke even said being ‘ANBU’ on this was a complete waste of time.
They’re either really skilled or really stupid,” Harry said quietly. He was watching the shinobi out of the corner of his eye.
“Probably really stupid,” Ron snorted, but immediately quieted down as Hermione became silent. “What’re they saying?” He whispered.
Hermione put a finger to her mouth as the three of them became silent.
Meanwhile, three of four ANBU - the fourth was late, as usual - had been having their own conversations on whatnot, eating their breakfasts that they had picked up from the kitchen while standing. The masks were casually placed on the side of their heads, leaving their faces free. They seemed to be about eighteen or nineteen and were standing around, conversing openly and nonchalantly.
“Kurenai and Asuma will never get married, I’m telling you!” Naruto waved his chopsticks in the air to promote his meaning. “They’ve been going out since we were genin!”
“It is a bit unlikely,” Sakura conceded, chewing a little bit of rice thoughtfully. “But I’ve heard that they’re-”
“Come off it, Sakura, them getting married is like Kakashi-sensei finding a girl!” Naruto said loudly. Sakura swallowed her rice, silent.
“Sakura. You’re acting odd,” Sasuke stated casually, bringing his chopsticks to his lips.
“What are you talking about, Sasuke?” Sakura asked completely convincingly.
“Ano... Well-”
“I know! I know!” Naruto dramatically pointed his chopsticks at Sakura. “You haven’t been obsessed with Sasuke!”
Both of his comrades looked at him like he was stupid. Which, they both thought in the safety of their minds, he probably was.
“Naruto. I haven’t been ‘obsessed’ with Sasuke since… Baka, it’s been such a long time even I don’t remember!” Sasuke nodded his head in agreement, eyes closed.
“You really are a dobe. Didn’t Sakura say when we were about fifteen that we’re all just friends?”
“Oh yeah…” Naruto scratched the back of his head. “Ano, that’s why I stopped asking Sakura out and started going out with Hinata-chan!”
Naruto grinned. “Gomen!”
Ron opened his mouth to speak after listening for a moment,but Hermione shushed him a little.
“Ninja love affairs?” Harry asked skeptically. Ron shrugged.
“Seems like it,” Hermione whispered. “But be quiet!” And the three continued to eat silently, listening.
“Dobe,” Both Sakura and Sasuke muttered under their breath. Naruto frowned.
“What did you call me, teme?” Naruto didn’t seem to notice Sakura called him that, too. Sakura, thankful to be off the subject Sasuke had introduced, adjusted her slipping ANBU mask a little.
“Neh, Sakura, what was that?” Naruto had stopped insulting Sasuke. The little glisten of a diamond reflected off the sun had caught his eye. Sakura stopped dead.
“Ano, w-what, Naruto?”
“There was a glint and - is that a ring on your finger?” Naruto asked mischievously. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
“A-ano-”
“Sakura-chan, you went and got married when Sasuke-teme and I were on our seven-month mission, didn’t you?” Naruto asked loudly.
“N-no! I wouldn’t do that, you guys know that!”
“But it’s still a wedding ring,” Sasuke pressed, finishing his breakfast and dumping his bento box unceremoniously onto the Gryffindor table.
“Sooo, Sakura-chan, who’s the lucky guy?” Naruto asked slyly, winking. Sakura began to turn red.
“Ano…”
“Oh! Oh! Can I guess?” Naruto asked excitedly. Sakura smiled nervously.
“Okay, how about if you don’t guess it, I don’t tell you?”
“It’s a deal! Neh… where to start…” Naruto put a hand to his chin, in a thoughtful position.
“Okaaaay… Shikamaru Nara!” Naruto started out. Sakura’s eyebrows flew up.
“He’s with Temari, Naruto!” Sakura said, as if scandalized. “I thought everyone knew that.”
“Okaaaay… Kiba Inuzuka!” Naruto thought he had nailed her - he’d never figure she’d go for the dog boy, but, hey, everyone had their pref-
“I don’t even know him that well.” Naruto snapped his fingers.
“Ano, this is tricky. Neji Hyuuga!”
Sakura shook her head. Naruto frowned.
“Darn, and I was so sure… are you sure?”
“Naruto! I’ve only ever been on a few missions with the guy.”
“Fine, fine… Sasuke! Help me!” Naruto asked in desperation.
“Dobe. What about Akimichi?” Sasuke asked with a smirk. Sakura’s horrified face told him otherwise.
“Chouji’s nice, but no.”
Sakura crossed her fingers behind her back. They wouldn’t guess, which meant she was in the clear.
“Neh…” Naruto was silent for a few moments.
“That was interesting,” Ron stated with a yawn. “I don’t even know who half those blokes are. Weird names, too. Couldn’t pronounce half of ‘em if I tried.” Harry nodded subconsciously in agreement.
“Yes, but that’s because they’re not from around here,” Hermione stated matter-of-factly. “It’d be interesting to know more about them, wouldn’t it? I mean, if things get really bad, Dumbledore said himself he’d hire more…” Thus, Hermione shushed them and continued eavesdropping.
“Erm… SAI! Your getting married to Sai, aren’t you?” Naruto said in his loud voice. Sakura’s horrified and shocked reaction told them otherwise.
“I would NEVER even DREAM of going out, much less MARRY that - that-” Sakura seemed to be at a loss for words. Sasuke smirked, while Naruto just chuckled.
“Okay, okay, Sakura. Shino Aburame.”
“Heck no.”
“Rock Lee.”
“No. He’s with Tenten, anyway.”
“A civilian?”
“No.”
“Argh!” Naruto pulled at his hair.
“Done yet?”
“NO!” Naruto pointed a finger at her. “I’ll figure it out!” Then he started talking at super speed.
“Gaara the Kazekage!”
“No.”
“Kankuro Sabuka!”
“No!”
“Kabuto!”
“What the- no!”
“Itachi Uchiha!”
“…” Sakura’s petrified face told him otherwise.
“You think I would marry an S-CLASS CRIMINAL?” She seethed.
“It’s possible,” Naruto eeped. Sasuke’s left eye was twitching.
“Never. Say. That. Name.” He hissed. Naruto gulped, then continued on his frenzy.
“Zaku!”
“Who?”
“Hagane!”
“What, that one chuunin examiner? I might’ve gone for him if he took that stupid bandage off his nose and combed his hair, but then I found… just… No.”
“No… it couldn’t be…” Naruto’s eyes widened with realization and Sakura’s blood grew cold.
“Iruka-sensei?” he whispered, horrorstricken. Sakura blinked.
“WHAT - no!” Sakura spat out. She shook her head a little as Naruto frowned. Sakura took a drink of tea, knowing that this could go on for some time and he’d never guess.
“Er… Um… GENMA!” Sakura spit out her tea, spraying it near the Ravenclaw table, earning a few disgusted glares as the conversation earned more listeners.
“WHAT? I would NEVER marry that WOMANIZER!” Sakura nearly shouted.
Naruto sighed in defeat.
“Given up?” A moment of silence passed.
“Sakura, we’re your friends,” Sasuke stated coolly. “We wouldn’t think anything less of you.” Naruto nodded in agreement. Sakura bit her bottom lip.
“Please, Sakura-chan… we’re your best friends. You should be able to trust us,” Naruto said, his eyes suddenly becoming watery.
Sakura sighed as Sasuke slapped the back of Naruto’s head, reprimanding him for being an ANBU and almost crying.
“Ano…”
“Don’t you trust us…?” Naruto asked, pretending - rather well, too - to be hurt.
Sakura sighed again. “You’ve known him for a long time…” She started out unsurely.
“How long?”
“Since… we were twelve, about…”
“And…”
“He’s strong… and famous…”
“And…” Naruto and Sasuke waited with baited breath for the name.
“A-and he’s known as…"
The two leaned in to hear who their friend was marrying...
"...as Konoha’s famous copy ninja… Hatake Kakashi.” She finished more confidently. Her confidence faltered a little, however, as her friends just stared at her.
“WHAAAAAAAAAT?” Naruto screamed loud enough to be heard in London. The whole hall stopped talking and watched him.
“Naruto-”
“YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED TO HIM? WE’RE ON THE SAME MISSION, EVEN, AND YOU FORGOT TO TELL US?” Naruto was screaming. Most of the people assumed this was Sasuke and a few girls began to throw hateful glares at Sakura while others began to sniffle and watch the Uchiha with tearful eyes.
“Naruto-”
“AND NOT TO MENTION THAT HE WAS YOUR SENSEI! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED TO YOUR TEACHER! HE WAS 26 WHEN YOU WERE 12!”
Then everyone figured it was the other ninja and while some girls let out relieved squeals and sighs, most of the students and even the teachers were scrutinizing Sakura, who was beginning to turn red. Very red, and whether from embarrassment or anger, Sasuke could not tell. Either way, he was slowly inching away from the kunouchi, ever so sloooowly…
“Naruto, be quie-”
“HE’S FOURTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE, AND, AND, AND -DID HE DO SOMETHING TO YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS? HE PROBABLY DID!” Naruto screamed. He suddenly stopped, however, as a sudden wave of fear spread over him, and he knew he had gone too far. He expected a very angry kunouchi. What he didn’t expect, however, was that Sakura was watching him, suddenly pale, as if she was about to cry. Her lip trembled.
“Poor thing!” Hermione whispered. “That was so cruel, I would cry too-”
“A-ano, Sakura-chan…” Naruto walked up to her timidly, but suddenly Sakura’s aura was practically visible as one could feel then anger rolling off of her, and -
Suddenly, Sakura punched Naruto. Not slapped, punched. Hermione, among other girls, gasped, and then suddenly the whole hall was gaping as Naruto wasn’t just hit, he was thrown. He soared up, smashing through the stone wall, and kept going. A few students even stood up and looked out the giant hole, wide-eyed, and reported that he had gone over the Forbidden Forest. Not in, over.
“Bloody hell,” Ron stated, as wide-eyed as the rest of the table, and pretty much speaking for them as well.
Everyone was silent for about two minutes, when suddenly a poof of smoke appeared in the hall, right next to Sakura.
Kakashi surveyed the Hall with one quick, analytic glance. He then chuckled a little.
“So I’m guessing you broke the news to them?” He asked, smiling under his navy blue mask. Sakura was taking deep breaths as her fiancé rest his hand on her shoulder.
“I told you I wanted to tell them together,” she finally replied.
“And I told you this would happen, which is why it would be a better idea for you to do it,” Kakashi stated, his visible eye closing chibi style, indicating his smile.
“Wha-?” Ron finally spoke loudly. “Your hair is grey, and you’re only fourteen years older-?” He asked. Hermione nudged him. Kakashi scratched his head a little.
“Well, yes, and I prefer silver... But I’m only 33…” He trailed off. A few people sweat-dropped, and a few others watched him accusingly. Kakashi held up his hands, as if in defense. “Hey, we’re legal!”
Suddenly, another poof of smoke graced the Great Hall with its presence.
“SAKURA-CHAN!” Naruto yelled, brushing off some unknown white, gooey substance from his jacket. “YOU SENT ME INTO THAT BIG CLOCK THING IN LONDON! WITH BIRD POOP ON IT!” He screamed out, a safe distance away from the still angry-at-him kunouchi.
“Big Ben?” Harry repeated, his jaw suddenly hanging in disbelief, along with pretty much the rest of the hall. However, a few people were still processing some of Kakashi’s information, namely Hermione.
“She-Sakura’s only nineteen and getting married?” Hermione finally breathed out. Sakura grinned.
“Nineteen, an ANBU operative and still alive!” Sakura said proudly, like it was an amazing feat. A few people sweat-dropped.
“Nineteen isn’t that old,” Harry pointed out.
“Not if you’re a ninja. Most of us only live to our mid-twenties,” Sakura replied offhandedly.
“Well, yeah, you’d be lucky to retire! I mean, Kakashi-sensei’s pretty lucky to be thirty and still alive without any major amputations, neh?” Sakura didn’t even let the blond get near her or her soon-to-be-husband, much less pat him on the back.
“Er…” Naruto gulped a little. “Well, anyway, it’s get hitched early and keep the ninja population up-” This comment, however, was actually quite insulting to the female of the group and Naruto suddenly found himself being punched again, creating another hole in the wall.
Sasuke frowned. “You didn’t waste that much chakra in that punch, did you?”
Sakura shrugged, popping her wrist a little. “I only put enough to send him into that forest.”
“And if you ever do or say something stupidly like Naruto, the same will happen to you,” Sakura smiled at Kakashi, while the rest of the room sweatdropped.
“Ah, yes, dear…” Kakashi coughed a little.
“Naruto isn’t right, though, is he?” Sasuke asked a moment later. “You two… getting married… you haven’t already…?” Sasuke coughed. Sakura watched him, puzzled, for a moment, but then suddenly turned bright red. Again.
And that was how Big Ben received two man-shaped indentations in his side.
First off, I'm just going to say that I've been bitten by the crossover bug. I have insomnia most of the time because I stay up thinking about ideas for fanfictions, sadly enough. For example,last night I was happy with myself because I actually went to sleep before eleven thirty. At about four, it started to rain like no tomorrow and my window was open, so I woke up slightly wet and having to close it. At four. :twitch: I couldn't get back to slip till about five because I was thinking about my other fanfiction. I'm crazy, yes.Anyway, this idea kind of sprang up a few weeks ago and I was bored as heck lying on my bed, so at three AM - tired, but unable to sleep - I dragged myself down to Word and typed out the whole thing. I'm sorry if the whole thing was OOC, but I'm too lazy to change anything, so bleh and nyah. :)
MY CLAIM TO FAME:
I have written the FIRST (holds up index finger) Harry Potter Naruto crossover with a KakaSaku pairing. As a oneshot. Because I'm not quite sure if anyone else has ever done KakaSaku, anyway... :coughs: but that's beside the point, because if no one did, then I did the first EVER! Bwahahaha. :)
Anyway. Now that that's all over, hopefully you didn't dislike this enough to chuck a chair at your computer and then decided to sue me for horrible writing and your loss of your computer, because technically that's your own fault. Well, I'm done now, so...
Toodles :)
L.A
Fandom: Naruto/Harry Potter
Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura
Posted: 8/5/06
Notes: I might get killed for pulling this one off of my FF.net page and posting it up with the rest of my fanfiction garbage, haha. This story garnered 92 reviews on fanfiction.net over the past four years, and it was very, very well-received - but I'm pulling it off of my page because it is not a good story. There are a lot of problems with this in the technical aspects of writing, the ideas, the characterization, you name it. This story has a lot of fans, but I consider it garbage-material, which is why I have taken it down off of my fanfiction profile, which is something I'd rather use to showcase my better stories.
Naruto and Harry Potter: The Oneshot
The four ANBU had been at Hogwarts for a few months.
Dumbledore had hired them to protect the castle, and most of the castle had been incredulousas to how four people - most of them probably not overtwenty - would be able to protect the gigantic school from Voldemort.
But back to the point. All it took was four months: just enough time for everyone to start getting used to them. Of course, the ANBU had managed to surprise Hogwarts now and again.
One of those surprising occasions was when it was a bright November morning - mellow for that time of the year - and three ANBU were standing near the Gryffindor table, nonchalantly chatting in English because, regrettably, the translation charms that had been placed on them could not be cancelled until the magic wore out.
To the dismay of many students - including Harry, Ron, and Hermione - the ANBU guards seemed to be jokes. They were usually goofing off at most times, and though they insisted they wouldn’t be caught off guard, the dark haired man was constantly relaxed, the pink haired woman was often caught talking to the silver-haired guard, who was always late, and the blond ANBU seemed extremely accident prone. This had been a proven point by the many explosions and acids created inside the potions classroom whenever he was present.
“You know, I really think that Dumbledore’s wasting his money on these blokes…” Ron was muttering that particular morning, spooning a few eggs onto his plate.
“One of them is a girl, Ron,” Hermione corrected.
“With pink hair,” Ron finished.
“They do seem a bit strange,” Harry said, watching them; they were at the end of the table and were able to hear their conversation from a distance.
“A bit?” Ron muttered. “They wear animal masks that they say is their uniform, but they’re always taking them off and messing around! I doubt they’re very old, you can just tell by their faces, except for that one guy. His hair is silver and he has a mask underneath his animal mask!”
“They have names, Ron. We’re lucky enough to know them, after all…”
“We’re lucky enough to know them because they say this ‘mission’ is a complete joke,” Ron stated darkly. “We’re not jokes, You-Know-Who is serious stuff!”
“I do agree with you on that…” Hermione trailed off uncertainly.
“Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? They’re always doing whatever and Sasuke even said being ‘ANBU’ on this was a complete waste of time.
They’re either really skilled or really stupid,” Harry said quietly. He was watching the shinobi out of the corner of his eye.
“Probably really stupid,” Ron snorted, but immediately quieted down as Hermione became silent. “What’re they saying?” He whispered.
Hermione put a finger to her mouth as the three of them became silent.
Meanwhile, three of four ANBU - the fourth was late, as usual - had been having their own conversations on whatnot, eating their breakfasts that they had picked up from the kitchen while standing. The masks were casually placed on the side of their heads, leaving their faces free. They seemed to be about eighteen or nineteen and were standing around, conversing openly and nonchalantly.
“Kurenai and Asuma will never get married, I’m telling you!” Naruto waved his chopsticks in the air to promote his meaning. “They’ve been going out since we were genin!”
“It is a bit unlikely,” Sakura conceded, chewing a little bit of rice thoughtfully. “But I’ve heard that they’re-”
“Come off it, Sakura, them getting married is like Kakashi-sensei finding a girl!” Naruto said loudly. Sakura swallowed her rice, silent.
“Sakura. You’re acting odd,” Sasuke stated casually, bringing his chopsticks to his lips.
“What are you talking about, Sasuke?” Sakura asked completely convincingly.
“Ano... Well-”
“I know! I know!” Naruto dramatically pointed his chopsticks at Sakura. “You haven’t been obsessed with Sasuke!”
Both of his comrades looked at him like he was stupid. Which, they both thought in the safety of their minds, he probably was.
“Naruto. I haven’t been ‘obsessed’ with Sasuke since… Baka, it’s been such a long time even I don’t remember!” Sasuke nodded his head in agreement, eyes closed.
“You really are a dobe. Didn’t Sakura say when we were about fifteen that we’re all just friends?”
“Oh yeah…” Naruto scratched the back of his head. “Ano, that’s why I stopped asking Sakura out and started going out with Hinata-chan!”
Naruto grinned. “Gomen!”
Ron opened his mouth to speak after listening for a moment,but Hermione shushed him a little.
“Ninja love affairs?” Harry asked skeptically. Ron shrugged.
“Seems like it,” Hermione whispered. “But be quiet!” And the three continued to eat silently, listening.
“Dobe,” Both Sakura and Sasuke muttered under their breath. Naruto frowned.
“What did you call me, teme?” Naruto didn’t seem to notice Sakura called him that, too. Sakura, thankful to be off the subject Sasuke had introduced, adjusted her slipping ANBU mask a little.
“Neh, Sakura, what was that?” Naruto had stopped insulting Sasuke. The little glisten of a diamond reflected off the sun had caught his eye. Sakura stopped dead.
“Ano, w-what, Naruto?”
“There was a glint and - is that a ring on your finger?” Naruto asked mischievously. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
“A-ano-”
“Sakura-chan, you went and got married when Sasuke-teme and I were on our seven-month mission, didn’t you?” Naruto asked loudly.
“N-no! I wouldn’t do that, you guys know that!”
“But it’s still a wedding ring,” Sasuke pressed, finishing his breakfast and dumping his bento box unceremoniously onto the Gryffindor table.
“Sooo, Sakura-chan, who’s the lucky guy?” Naruto asked slyly, winking. Sakura began to turn red.
“Ano…”
“Oh! Oh! Can I guess?” Naruto asked excitedly. Sakura smiled nervously.
“Okay, how about if you don’t guess it, I don’t tell you?”
“It’s a deal! Neh… where to start…” Naruto put a hand to his chin, in a thoughtful position.
“Okaaaay… Shikamaru Nara!” Naruto started out. Sakura’s eyebrows flew up.
“He’s with Temari, Naruto!” Sakura said, as if scandalized. “I thought everyone knew that.”
“Okaaaay… Kiba Inuzuka!” Naruto thought he had nailed her - he’d never figure she’d go for the dog boy, but, hey, everyone had their pref-
“I don’t even know him that well.” Naruto snapped his fingers.
“Ano, this is tricky. Neji Hyuuga!”
Sakura shook her head. Naruto frowned.
“Darn, and I was so sure… are you sure?”
“Naruto! I’ve only ever been on a few missions with the guy.”
“Fine, fine… Sasuke! Help me!” Naruto asked in desperation.
“Dobe. What about Akimichi?” Sasuke asked with a smirk. Sakura’s horrified face told him otherwise.
“Chouji’s nice, but no.”
Sakura crossed her fingers behind her back. They wouldn’t guess, which meant she was in the clear.
“Neh…” Naruto was silent for a few moments.
“That was interesting,” Ron stated with a yawn. “I don’t even know who half those blokes are. Weird names, too. Couldn’t pronounce half of ‘em if I tried.” Harry nodded subconsciously in agreement.
“Yes, but that’s because they’re not from around here,” Hermione stated matter-of-factly. “It’d be interesting to know more about them, wouldn’t it? I mean, if things get really bad, Dumbledore said himself he’d hire more…” Thus, Hermione shushed them and continued eavesdropping.
“Erm… SAI! Your getting married to Sai, aren’t you?” Naruto said in his loud voice. Sakura’s horrified and shocked reaction told them otherwise.
“I would NEVER even DREAM of going out, much less MARRY that - that-” Sakura seemed to be at a loss for words. Sasuke smirked, while Naruto just chuckled.
“Okay, okay, Sakura. Shino Aburame.”
“Heck no.”
“Rock Lee.”
“No. He’s with Tenten, anyway.”
“A civilian?”
“No.”
“Argh!” Naruto pulled at his hair.
“Done yet?”
“NO!” Naruto pointed a finger at her. “I’ll figure it out!” Then he started talking at super speed.
“Gaara the Kazekage!”
“No.”
“Kankuro Sabuka!”
“No!”
“Kabuto!”
“What the- no!”
“Itachi Uchiha!”
“…” Sakura’s petrified face told him otherwise.
“You think I would marry an S-CLASS CRIMINAL?” She seethed.
“It’s possible,” Naruto eeped. Sasuke’s left eye was twitching.
“Never. Say. That. Name.” He hissed. Naruto gulped, then continued on his frenzy.
“Zaku!”
“Who?”
“Hagane!”
“What, that one chuunin examiner? I might’ve gone for him if he took that stupid bandage off his nose and combed his hair, but then I found… just… No.”
“No… it couldn’t be…” Naruto’s eyes widened with realization and Sakura’s blood grew cold.
“Iruka-sensei?” he whispered, horrorstricken. Sakura blinked.
“WHAT - no!” Sakura spat out. She shook her head a little as Naruto frowned. Sakura took a drink of tea, knowing that this could go on for some time and he’d never guess.
“Er… Um… GENMA!” Sakura spit out her tea, spraying it near the Ravenclaw table, earning a few disgusted glares as the conversation earned more listeners.
“WHAT? I would NEVER marry that WOMANIZER!” Sakura nearly shouted.
Naruto sighed in defeat.
“Given up?” A moment of silence passed.
“Sakura, we’re your friends,” Sasuke stated coolly. “We wouldn’t think anything less of you.” Naruto nodded in agreement. Sakura bit her bottom lip.
“Please, Sakura-chan… we’re your best friends. You should be able to trust us,” Naruto said, his eyes suddenly becoming watery.
Sakura sighed as Sasuke slapped the back of Naruto’s head, reprimanding him for being an ANBU and almost crying.
“Ano…”
“Don’t you trust us…?” Naruto asked, pretending - rather well, too - to be hurt.
Sakura sighed again. “You’ve known him for a long time…” She started out unsurely.
“How long?”
“Since… we were twelve, about…”
“And…”
“He’s strong… and famous…”
“And…” Naruto and Sasuke waited with baited breath for the name.
“A-and he’s known as…"
The two leaned in to hear who their friend was marrying...
"...as Konoha’s famous copy ninja… Hatake Kakashi.” She finished more confidently. Her confidence faltered a little, however, as her friends just stared at her.
“WHAAAAAAAAAT?” Naruto screamed loud enough to be heard in London. The whole hall stopped talking and watched him.
“Naruto-”
“YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED TO HIM? WE’RE ON THE SAME MISSION, EVEN, AND YOU FORGOT TO TELL US?” Naruto was screaming. Most of the people assumed this was Sasuke and a few girls began to throw hateful glares at Sakura while others began to sniffle and watch the Uchiha with tearful eyes.
“Naruto-”
“AND NOT TO MENTION THAT HE WAS YOUR SENSEI! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED TO YOUR TEACHER! HE WAS 26 WHEN YOU WERE 12!”
Then everyone figured it was the other ninja and while some girls let out relieved squeals and sighs, most of the students and even the teachers were scrutinizing Sakura, who was beginning to turn red. Very red, and whether from embarrassment or anger, Sasuke could not tell. Either way, he was slowly inching away from the kunouchi, ever so sloooowly…
“Naruto, be quie-”
“HE’S FOURTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE, AND, AND, AND -DID HE DO SOMETHING TO YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS? HE PROBABLY DID!” Naruto screamed. He suddenly stopped, however, as a sudden wave of fear spread over him, and he knew he had gone too far. He expected a very angry kunouchi. What he didn’t expect, however, was that Sakura was watching him, suddenly pale, as if she was about to cry. Her lip trembled.
“Poor thing!” Hermione whispered. “That was so cruel, I would cry too-”
“A-ano, Sakura-chan…” Naruto walked up to her timidly, but suddenly Sakura’s aura was practically visible as one could feel then anger rolling off of her, and -
Suddenly, Sakura punched Naruto. Not slapped, punched. Hermione, among other girls, gasped, and then suddenly the whole hall was gaping as Naruto wasn’t just hit, he was thrown. He soared up, smashing through the stone wall, and kept going. A few students even stood up and looked out the giant hole, wide-eyed, and reported that he had gone over the Forbidden Forest. Not in, over.
“Bloody hell,” Ron stated, as wide-eyed as the rest of the table, and pretty much speaking for them as well.
Everyone was silent for about two minutes, when suddenly a poof of smoke appeared in the hall, right next to Sakura.
Kakashi surveyed the Hall with one quick, analytic glance. He then chuckled a little.
“So I’m guessing you broke the news to them?” He asked, smiling under his navy blue mask. Sakura was taking deep breaths as her fiancé rest his hand on her shoulder.
“I told you I wanted to tell them together,” she finally replied.
“And I told you this would happen, which is why it would be a better idea for you to do it,” Kakashi stated, his visible eye closing chibi style, indicating his smile.
“Wha-?” Ron finally spoke loudly. “Your hair is grey, and you’re only fourteen years older-?” He asked. Hermione nudged him. Kakashi scratched his head a little.
“Well, yes, and I prefer silver... But I’m only 33…” He trailed off. A few people sweat-dropped, and a few others watched him accusingly. Kakashi held up his hands, as if in defense. “Hey, we’re legal!”
Suddenly, another poof of smoke graced the Great Hall with its presence.
“SAKURA-CHAN!” Naruto yelled, brushing off some unknown white, gooey substance from his jacket. “YOU SENT ME INTO THAT BIG CLOCK THING IN LONDON! WITH BIRD POOP ON IT!” He screamed out, a safe distance away from the still angry-at-him kunouchi.
“Big Ben?” Harry repeated, his jaw suddenly hanging in disbelief, along with pretty much the rest of the hall. However, a few people were still processing some of Kakashi’s information, namely Hermione.
“She-Sakura’s only nineteen and getting married?” Hermione finally breathed out. Sakura grinned.
“Nineteen, an ANBU operative and still alive!” Sakura said proudly, like it was an amazing feat. A few people sweat-dropped.
“Nineteen isn’t that old,” Harry pointed out.
“Not if you’re a ninja. Most of us only live to our mid-twenties,” Sakura replied offhandedly.
“Well, yeah, you’d be lucky to retire! I mean, Kakashi-sensei’s pretty lucky to be thirty and still alive without any major amputations, neh?” Sakura didn’t even let the blond get near her or her soon-to-be-husband, much less pat him on the back.
“Er…” Naruto gulped a little. “Well, anyway, it’s get hitched early and keep the ninja population up-” This comment, however, was actually quite insulting to the female of the group and Naruto suddenly found himself being punched again, creating another hole in the wall.
Sasuke frowned. “You didn’t waste that much chakra in that punch, did you?”
Sakura shrugged, popping her wrist a little. “I only put enough to send him into that forest.”
“And if you ever do or say something stupidly like Naruto, the same will happen to you,” Sakura smiled at Kakashi, while the rest of the room sweatdropped.
“Ah, yes, dear…” Kakashi coughed a little.
“Naruto isn’t right, though, is he?” Sasuke asked a moment later. “You two… getting married… you haven’t already…?” Sasuke coughed. Sakura watched him, puzzled, for a moment, but then suddenly turned bright red. Again.
And that was how Big Ben received two man-shaped indentations in his side.
First off, I'm just going to say that I've been bitten by the crossover bug. I have insomnia most of the time because I stay up thinking about ideas for fanfictions, sadly enough. For example,last night I was happy with myself because I actually went to sleep before eleven thirty. At about four, it started to rain like no tomorrow and my window was open, so I woke up slightly wet and having to close it. At four. :twitch: I couldn't get back to slip till about five because I was thinking about my other fanfiction. I'm crazy, yes.Anyway, this idea kind of sprang up a few weeks ago and I was bored as heck lying on my bed, so at three AM - tired, but unable to sleep - I dragged myself down to Word and typed out the whole thing. I'm sorry if the whole thing was OOC, but I'm too lazy to change anything, so bleh and nyah. :)
MY CLAIM TO FAME:
I have written the FIRST (holds up index finger) Harry Potter Naruto crossover with a KakaSaku pairing. As a oneshot. Because I'm not quite sure if anyone else has ever done KakaSaku, anyway... :coughs: but that's beside the point, because if no one did, then I did the first EVER! Bwahahaha. :)
Anyway. Now that that's all over, hopefully you didn't dislike this enough to chuck a chair at your computer and then decided to sue me for horrible writing and your loss of your computer, because technically that's your own fault. Well, I'm done now, so...
Toodles :)
L.A