Big Plans
Last night(err... early this morning) I had a fun chat online with James. We talked about our plans of how we would get our stars!
James: I know what this is about......
James: yeah...
Me: ?
Me: what then?
James: Orlando Bloom isn't this?
Me: lol, no
Me: but i want him
James: yeah, I want Michelle Branch, but that aint ever gonna happen
Me: i could get him... maybe...
James: nothing to be foolish about
Me: i had a big plan
James: same here
James: But they dont let streakers in michelle's concerts
Me: i was going to live in london near him, and conviniently be moving boxes in at the same time he would walk his dog by my house, and him being the gentleman he is would help me carry the heavy boxes, and he would get hot and have to take of his shirt
Me: and then we would play strip ddr tehehhee
James: LOL
Me: hmm.. well you know people don't really want to tackle a naked man, so i bet you could make your way up onto the stage
James: how do you play Strip DDR?!
Me: lol, umm... i donno, it's kinda a running joke between me and stacey
James: lol
Me: and then once michelle see's your manhood she will be entranced and never let you go, lol
James: yeah I know, that where that swedish pump.....I've gone and said too much
Me: lol
Me: hmm... my plan is so brilliant, i will have to set it into action sometime
James: so he lives in england eh?
Me: he has a flat in london the last i heard
Me: oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: if that doesn't work
James: I know why he lives in england
James: he has an ocean between me and him, because he is afraid
Me: i go to canterbury and befriend his sister and family and they will be like, oh, she's the perfect girl for our orlando and his mom will introduce him to me and of course he will fall desperatly in love with me
Me: lol
James: but then you'd find out he is actually gay
James: lol, j/k
James: sorry
Me: hey, if i marry him first, then i will get to watch him get it on with the guys
Me: like viggo... mmmmmm
James: ..........
James: oh god....*pukes uncontrollable in toliet*
Hehehehehe, that was fun. Well, I will stop now and save other news for a later date.
James: I know what this is about......
James: yeah...
Me: ?
Me: what then?
James: Orlando Bloom isn't this?
Me: lol, no
Me: but i want him
James: yeah, I want Michelle Branch, but that aint ever gonna happen
Me: i could get him... maybe...
James: nothing to be foolish about
Me: i had a big plan
James: same here
James: But they dont let streakers in michelle's concerts
Me: i was going to live in london near him, and conviniently be moving boxes in at the same time he would walk his dog by my house, and him being the gentleman he is would help me carry the heavy boxes, and he would get hot and have to take of his shirt
Me: and then we would play strip ddr tehehhee
James: LOL
Me: hmm.. well you know people don't really want to tackle a naked man, so i bet you could make your way up onto the stage
James: how do you play Strip DDR?!
Me: lol, umm... i donno, it's kinda a running joke between me and stacey
James: lol
Me: and then once michelle see's your manhood she will be entranced and never let you go, lol
James: yeah I know, that where that swedish pump.....I've gone and said too much
Me: lol
Me: hmm... my plan is so brilliant, i will have to set it into action sometime
James: so he lives in england eh?
Me: he has a flat in london the last i heard
Me: oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: if that doesn't work
James: I know why he lives in england
James: he has an ocean between me and him, because he is afraid
Me: i go to canterbury and befriend his sister and family and they will be like, oh, she's the perfect girl for our orlando and his mom will introduce him to me and of course he will fall desperatly in love with me
Me: lol
James: but then you'd find out he is actually gay
James: lol, j/k
James: sorry
Me: hey, if i marry him first, then i will get to watch him get it on with the guys
Me: like viggo... mmmmmm
James: ..........
James: oh god....*pukes uncontrollable in toliet*
Hehehehehe, that was fun. Well, I will stop now and save other news for a later date.