Valentine's Day Haikus
I was going to post these yesterday, but the network I usually connect to disappeared last night! Ugh! Anyway, for Valentines Day I decided to write people Haikus. Some of them don't have anything to do with Valentines Day or love or what not, and some of them are very bad (in the poorly written way, not in the naughty way, because naughty is good). Many of these were just like free association and really don't make much sense, but they have the right amount of syllables, so I call it Haiku.
I started with doing ones for my top friends (on myspace, cause I am a myspace whore), and then some for my favorite bloggers and other dear friends. I am going to write more I think, so if I haven't written one for you yet and you would like one, just leave me a comment telling me so. Enjoy!
For Stacey-
You get two just because you're awesome.
You are special to
me like air and cock but I
can't suck you, sorry.
Splash goes the penny
sinking with the fish, RUN! Joy!
The fish is okay.
For Beth-
Candy is like life,
sweet and hard, given with love
on the valentine day.
For Sara-
Love is all magic.
Common yet rare, old and new,
and it never ends.
For Brad-
I already wrote
you an ode, so you do not
get a haiku, damn!
For Jazz-
This one is called Candy Heart talk. I picked up a handful of candy hearts, and this is what they said.
Yes, Love Ya, Hug Me,
I'm Yours, Yes, Yes, Yes, Hug Me,
I'm Yours, Yes, I'm Yours.
And for Jen-
Love ya, Hug Me, Kiss
Me, Yes, Be Mine, Kiss Me, I'm
Yours, Love Ya, Love Ya.
I like those cause it sounds like I'm doing you guys, not that I'd know what it sounds like to do you... really...
For Nichole-
Tape up a ribbon
shiny and pink with
flowers of love.
For David-
My love for you is
like river dew in my shoe,
Moist and wonderful.
For Matt-
In an ounce I see
five colors of green, so
envious am I.
For Carl-
Love sucks for biting
us in the ass like sasquatch,
blood flowing freely.
For Mina-
My loins quiver for
your touch, hold me close and come
with me in St. George.
For Juliana-
The tingling trees sing
about happy elves eating
grass and puking love.
For Callie-
Two hundred fourteen,
Day of occurrences but
none so far for me.
For Kay-
In the heat of the
summer you were there
with blond hair in black.
For Mark-
My heart burns for you
but maybe that is because
you lit me on fire?
For Steve-
The way the booze flow
is upward in direction
but you will fall down.
I started with doing ones for my top friends (on myspace, cause I am a myspace whore), and then some for my favorite bloggers and other dear friends. I am going to write more I think, so if I haven't written one for you yet and you would like one, just leave me a comment telling me so. Enjoy!
For Stacey-
You get two just because you're awesome.
You are special to
me like air and cock but I
can't suck you, sorry.
Splash goes the penny
sinking with the fish, RUN! Joy!
The fish is okay.
For Beth-
Candy is like life,
sweet and hard, given with love
on the valentine day.
For Sara-
Love is all magic.
Common yet rare, old and new,
and it never ends.
For Brad-
I already wrote
you an ode, so you do not
get a haiku, damn!
For Jazz-
This one is called Candy Heart talk. I picked up a handful of candy hearts, and this is what they said.
Yes, Love Ya, Hug Me,
I'm Yours, Yes, Yes, Yes, Hug Me,
I'm Yours, Yes, I'm Yours.
And for Jen-
Love ya, Hug Me, Kiss
Me, Yes, Be Mine, Kiss Me, I'm
Yours, Love Ya, Love Ya.
I like those cause it sounds like I'm doing you guys, not that I'd know what it sounds like to do you... really...
For Nichole-
Tape up a ribbon
shiny and pink with
flowers of love.
For David-
My love for you is
like river dew in my shoe,
Moist and wonderful.
For Matt-
In an ounce I see
five colors of green, so
envious am I.
For Carl-
Love sucks for biting
us in the ass like sasquatch,
blood flowing freely.
For Mina-
My loins quiver for
your touch, hold me close and come
with me in St. George.
For Juliana-
The tingling trees sing
about happy elves eating
grass and puking love.
For Callie-
Two hundred fourteen,
Day of occurrences but
none so far for me.
For Kay-
In the heat of the
summer you were there
with blond hair in black.
For Mark-
My heart burns for you
but maybe that is because
you lit me on fire?
For Steve-
The way the booze flow
is upward in direction
but you will fall down.