As noted by uncharacteristically helpful youtub commenters,
Sas[c]ha is usually a boy's name in Russia and eastern Europe. It would make my fucking day if Heavy was as gay as a Pokéball.
Ebert is awfully sure about this. (Not games-related, dudes.)
Good heavens, look at all those gay gay paperbacks.
Noah sent me
this, which is a list of gay superheroes and their fates. Kind of alarming.
...
Attractive Lad? Good golly.
(Huh, Ultrahumanite? Who knew. Also, WHY IS WONDER WOMAN NEVER GAY WHAT THE HELL)