Bzzt gah

[sanspoof]

I just saw an elevenish-year-old girl wearing this shirt. She was at a little league game with her dad, and presumably little brother. What the heck? Is there some alternate meaning of 'do me' that I am too out of touch to apprehend?

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[derspatchel]

In Comic Sans, no less.

Think I'm gonna go lay my head on the railroad track and wait for the Double E.

[sanspoof]

I'll have you know the ra-ilroad don't run no more.

[derspatchel]

Poor, poor pitiful me!

[sanspoof]

Maybe it's time to go hang around with the hula hula boys.

You know, the biography by his daughter (named Crystal for some reason, criminy) is out now. I am curious, but also skeptical.

[derspatchel]

Crystal Zevon, huh? Sounds like one of those diet drinks flavored by Splenda.

Also, my compliments on a most fitting avatar up there on the original post. Just noticed.

[sanspoof]

Heh, the Beetlejuice always shows through. I was also thinking how to refer to the kid, and I was trying to work out whether she could be called a little girl, or whether she was only a little girl in the Lydia Deetz sense ("I like that little girl").
And then, um, aversive expression plus bright hideous t-shirt won out over the Transparent Eye that is the Lydia-with-camera avatar. I suppose Juno with her censuring hand could have also worked, but... disgusted Jeffrey Jones!
OVERTHINKING COMPLETE