Cable told me to tell the truth
Seems like I kind of lied about the series being finished. I think I really just like the theme.
(The title of this is a mutation of a line in Lawsuit's 'Oh Boy,' which is written from the perspective of a couch. Awesome song. Anyway, the original line is 'The table told me to tell the truth / the coathanger tells me honesty is the best policy' and you should admire my restraint in not replacing 'coathanger' with 'Nightcrawler.')
(The title of this is a mutation of a line in Lawsuit's 'Oh Boy,' which is written from the perspective of a couch. Awesome song. Anyway, the original line is 'The table told me to tell the truth / the coathanger tells me honesty is the best policy' and you should admire my restraint in not replacing 'coathanger' with 'Nightcrawler.')