This one popped up on my livejournal homepage, about 7am before work, and I quite honestly skimmed it to read "harvest green children disgusting and yet are forced to eat against your will."
it honestly took me a few tries to clear out the sleepy cobwebs and realise that LJ's writer's block wasn't really promoting cannibalism. I mean, I know they're trying to find conversation points, that one just seemed a litle... outre.
ETA: Thanks to
amequo -
it wasn't just me. My god. Since when does thanksgiving = cannibalizing small children?