Sex Toys FTW!
Continuing on with a theme of "Porn! Porn is fun for EVERYONE! \0/" today I bring to you a short collection of fics involving sex toys of various stripes. Not exhaustive, because as my poor Twitter feed can tell you I didn't actually start tagging for various kinks and tropes on my Delicious/Pinboard until about a year ago (I AM STILL BAFFLED AT THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE FIC TAGGED WITH FISTING, WTF IS UP WITH THAT?) but I hope that this post will bring a smile to your face ANYWAY. It started life as a pegging recs post, but I NEEDED to post a rec for the one with the ballgag, you understand, right? (And if you want more pegging goodness, my darling 
silveronthetree recently made an AMAZING post on the subject here. So. :D)
Welcome to the world of tomorrow by
dorcas_gustine (Avengers, Steve/Tony)
"Oh, so that's what's this about, then?" Tony grinned, leaning back against the tiles and relaxing as much as he could with Steve still crowding him. He raised a hand and trailed his fingers down Steve chest. When he brushed against a nipple, he felt Steve shiver slightly. "I thought the other day was only a one-time thing brought on by drunkenness."
No Less Than Life by
petra (Batman, Bruce/Dick, chan)
He's old enough, too, to know that when he puts his hands on Bruce's face and kisses him, it's not a game. It's dangerous, and it means Bruce has to deal with him, the fact of where he is and what he's doing.
The fact that Dick is old enough to kiss people now, and that he has an erection.
and like a speeding car (you want more, more, more) by
mardia (Star Trek, McCoy/Uhura)
For the rest of the day, Nyota can’t stop thinking about it. Her mind keeps lingering on the thought of those bright red lines hidden beneath McCoy’s science-blue shirt, if it hurts him to move a certain way, if he can still feel the sting of her nails raking his back as he moved on top of her, inside her.
The part that’s tripping her up isn’t how much she’s thinking about it, but rather the hot little sparks that go off inside her when she does.
O is for Opportunity by nutkin (Disney RPF, Nick/Joe)
"Oh my God," Nick says. "You're not serious."
Joe shrugs and grins at him. "I'm totally serious. See? That means it's okay for you to not be serious. For once."
Nick smashes his face into his hand and groans. "Right now? You're wearing a - right now?"
The Trooper and the Maid by
philomytha (Vorkosigan, Aral/Cordelia)
It was a glorious summer's afternoon, the Councils were in recess, and ImpSec had orders to keep everyone away from Emperor Ezar's most private and secluded garden until further notice. Perfect for another exploration of Barrayaran sex. Absorbed in dealing with the garter, Aral let out a squeak that was almost real when the officer approached.
"Sweet maid," Cordelia said, "may I be of service?"
BoB by ninhursag (The Social Network, Mark/Eduardo, AU)
He is going to let her fuck him with a strap on because she asked him to, there is no bad to be found in this scenario. She just needs to make it happen.
Pretty Pink Ribbon by 7iris (My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Lyn-Z)
He snorts against her neck, and then says, careful and almost tentative. "I would, you know. I'd let you do that."
"Let me?"
"Want you to." His voice is lower, more certain. "Fucking hot, I want you to."
She laces their fingers together and thinks about it. "Yeah, okay."
Better Stimuli by
petra (Vorkosigan, Aral/Cordelia)
Cordelia ran her hand down his muscled back, wishing he could relax into it. "It's not a mission. I'd like this, but if it's not sexually fulfilling for both of us, let's let it go for now."
"I enjoyed it then." Aral turned on his side and shook his head. "Though I don't know that we did it perfectly sober very often."
Some Non-Negligible Fraction of the Fun by stephanometra (Bandom, Pete/Ashlee, Ashlee/Brendon)
"Do you have a story for me?" he asks, his voice hushed, like he's asking her to tell him a secret. In a way, he supposes, he is.
Ashlee grins, the expression spreading slowly across her face. "Yeah," she says. "Yeah, baby, I do." She leans in to kiss the corner of his mouth and then dances away when he tries to deepen the kiss. She looks back at him over her shoulder as she saunters off in the direction of the stairs, looking back over her shoulder at him and adding, "But it's a bedtime story."
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow by
dorcas_gustine (Avengers, Steve/Tony)
"Oh, so that's what's this about, then?" Tony grinned, leaning back against the tiles and relaxing as much as he could with Steve still crowding him. He raised a hand and trailed his fingers down Steve chest. When he brushed against a nipple, he felt Steve shiver slightly. "I thought the other day was only a one-time thing brought on by drunkenness."
No Less Than Life by
petra (Batman, Bruce/Dick, chan)
He's old enough, too, to know that when he puts his hands on Bruce's face and kisses him, it's not a game. It's dangerous, and it means Bruce has to deal with him, the fact of where he is and what he's doing.
The fact that Dick is old enough to kiss people now, and that he has an erection.
and like a speeding car (you want more, more, more) by
mardia (Star Trek, McCoy/Uhura)
For the rest of the day, Nyota can’t stop thinking about it. Her mind keeps lingering on the thought of those bright red lines hidden beneath McCoy’s science-blue shirt, if it hurts him to move a certain way, if he can still feel the sting of her nails raking his back as he moved on top of her, inside her.
The part that’s tripping her up isn’t how much she’s thinking about it, but rather the hot little sparks that go off inside her when she does.
O is for Opportunity by nutkin (Disney RPF, Nick/Joe)
"Oh my God," Nick says. "You're not serious."
Joe shrugs and grins at him. "I'm totally serious. See? That means it's okay for you to not be serious. For once."
Nick smashes his face into his hand and groans. "Right now? You're wearing a - right now?"
The Trooper and the Maid by
philomytha (Vorkosigan, Aral/Cordelia)
It was a glorious summer's afternoon, the Councils were in recess, and ImpSec had orders to keep everyone away from Emperor Ezar's most private and secluded garden until further notice. Perfect for another exploration of Barrayaran sex. Absorbed in dealing with the garter, Aral let out a squeak that was almost real when the officer approached.
"Sweet maid," Cordelia said, "may I be of service?"
BoB by ninhursag (The Social Network, Mark/Eduardo, AU)
He is going to let her fuck him with a strap on because she asked him to, there is no bad to be found in this scenario. She just needs to make it happen.
Pretty Pink Ribbon by 7iris (My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Lyn-Z)
He snorts against her neck, and then says, careful and almost tentative. "I would, you know. I'd let you do that."
"Let me?"
"Want you to." His voice is lower, more certain. "Fucking hot, I want you to."
She laces their fingers together and thinks about it. "Yeah, okay."
Better Stimuli by
petra (Vorkosigan, Aral/Cordelia)
Cordelia ran her hand down his muscled back, wishing he could relax into it. "It's not a mission. I'd like this, but if it's not sexually fulfilling for both of us, let's let it go for now."
"I enjoyed it then." Aral turned on his side and shook his head. "Though I don't know that we did it perfectly sober very often."
Some Non-Negligible Fraction of the Fun by stephanometra (Bandom, Pete/Ashlee, Ashlee/Brendon)
"Do you have a story for me?" he asks, his voice hushed, like he's asking her to tell him a secret. In a way, he supposes, he is.
Ashlee grins, the expression spreading slowly across her face. "Yeah," she says. "Yeah, baby, I do." She leans in to kiss the corner of his mouth and then dances away when he tries to deepen the kiss. She looks back at him over her shoulder as she saunters off in the direction of the stairs, looking back over her shoulder at him and adding, "But it's a bedtime story."
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