Them Crazy People Carrying Signs
So, like on my way home from pimping books to indecisive people, I passed by the people out with their signs saying no to Pro-Choice things. That's their right, but these Suburbanites shouldn't be dragging their kids along (when the kids should be in school, right?). C'mon, do five-year-olds really know what mommy and daddy are pushing down their throats? Just wait 'til the aliens came and hundreds of men got preggers; that'll cause amok to the social double-standard of sexual activity when these hypocrites get in line at Planned Parenthood. Sure, it'd be nice for the puritans if people had sex only to procreate, but they don't; the same goes for eating and sleeping with all the unnaturalness around it. Basically, what I'm saying if it's against the Creator's Will to prevent get preggers than shouldn't using unnatural light like lightbulbs and gorging on food with artificial additives be immoral too? Hmm, I don't anyone's going to get my logic because it's not the issue when life's at stake! Um, then why are people putting shitloads of synthetic crap into their bowels? I could even get crazier and say if taking birth control is inhuman, then getting flu shots and stuff is inhibit the Creator's Will, eh? I don't know if I'm going anywhere with this screwball argument; I'm not coming up with some lame moral like "Do it for the children!" like my cousin who says I'm an anarchist when saying the kids have other things to worry about like what's going on their Christmas Wish Lists then big ass social crap we adults obsess over.