Corporate Backhair Licking
Well, I'll be! Minnesota sure is special if Mr Bush is passing through...again. Hmm, seems he's stopping by to visit that big important company I can see from my bathroom window because I live on high ground. Of course, this lovely event is closed to the public, so it must involve some corporate backhair licking in that safe, undisclosed location Cheney holes himself in. Ew, I know, but heaven forbid there be trouble. It was announced just two days ago, no doubt to keep some huge exodus of protesters from crossing the River. It'll be interesting to see if it wrecks havoc with the traffic around these parts, but I'm wondering if they'll be some snafus. Hmm, perhaps Mr Bush and his buddies won't do their research--3M Headquarters will be in Minneapolis, not Maplewood; CEO will be Mr Six Sigma McNerney who jumped to going-to-be-bankrupt-Boeing, not that limey Mr Buckley. All I can say is I'm avoiding the Local News with its squeefest of "Ohmigosh, teh prez is in da house ya'll!"