The Complete History of Porn in Space
Random Insane Thought 325,095 - I'm going to give you some thoughts about what I'm thinking. The Proud Nerd already knows these historic thoughts, but I have to keep thinking them around, okay? History's all about studying empires like Egypt, Persia, Rome, China, Britain, and America as it is their destiny to find more land for themselves. That being the case, what happens when land matters are settled? The Space Race! I mean you have all these governments excited about Mars because they're going there to get more candy bars when there's some chocolate crisis on Earth. That really isn't very interesting is it? It'd be more exciting if the Porn Industry sought life on Venus to find conjoined lesbian twins who'll do Flavor Flav and Howard Stern--yeech! I mean wouldn't it better for the sex industry to drive technological innovation instead of the military complex, eh? Then again the porn empire online is quite enough to make me think humans need to be locked on land.