I just have to say...

Jun 06, 2005 13:02

My weekend got me out and about and re-introduced me to several things I hate about people.

But... the most disturbing to me is that in 2005 we still have this one issue that could be easily resolved.

The man with the shiny shirt at the club.

Now I don't club much. I occasionally choose different locales to drown my liver.. because... well, my livers worth it. If I am going to slowly kill myself, I might as well have a nice ambiance, right?

So I am at one of my DC haunts and in comes this guy with a black shirt with shiny gold saran wrap on it. It was so disturbing. I mean, unless he's trying to go home with a crow instead of a woman he has to know shiny apparel gets you nowhere quick. What's so crazy is that this idea isn't new.. and yet people never learn. Perhaps, if we were living in rural Alabaster or one of the Carolinas (KIDDING!) but not in DC? Shiny shirts usually only indicate the same thing that those ugly Versace shirts do... the wearer has no taste. He might as well have had Hammer pants on and worn a bolo tie. With LA gear.

It's just sad, man.. just SAD.
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