Leave it to me
I just had a somewhat Christmas Vacation experience. I went to take my trash out tonight and here's what I was thinking in my head:
It's a beautiful winter night, a blanket of snow on the ground, Christmas lights hung, stars and moon shining, and an asshole in her pajamas breaking the lovely silence with the rumbling of a trashcan over an icy driveway.
It's a beautiful winter night, a blanket of snow on the ground, Christmas lights hung, stars and moon shining, and an asshole in her pajamas breaking the lovely silence with the rumbling of a trashcan over an icy driveway.