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An Announcement~
Though we have many house guests and visitors here at the Hot Springs, one thing that has been decreasing is? Customers~ Deeply distressing. There is no human who does not want, nor a person who does not wish for things, and while many of you, dear civilians, are often evolved enough not to need my services, I am curious to know that a great deal more of you may in fact need me, but have remained shy. No need for that, my dears.
It is true that I only serve those who need me, those who are willing to pay the price, and those who have requests no mortal or god can grant. Unlike normal shops, I do not dither in coupons or sales, events to bring the public to my door, fliers stuck to your underthings. There is no negotiating with fate, no discount on your humanity. And yet I do find myself so lonely without the normal, shy influx of those I can help. Perhaps it is the summer heat, but I am far more prone to stretching out on wooden floors than doing business these days. Tsk tsk~ What would happen if I left it all to fate, and no longer had a purpose? You don't want to know, citizens. So don't make me wait~
Ahhh Summer! I feel the need for a beach trip! Unless you are scared of the baddies of the forest? Ikkaku-san? John? Cori? Any takers? I'm waiting~~~
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