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May 27, 2007 13:14

A letter to those who have come to stay in my abode~

There is to be no fighting. No invasion of privacy. No damaging of anything. No sticking one's nose in where it does not belong. It will be cut off.  I offer this place not out of kindness, but out of response to need. Do not expect anything to be free, for that is the first thing you must learn after being born. Nothing is without it's price.  Watanuki will cook for you. If Watanuki is busy, you will cook for you. Watanuki will clean. If Watanuki is busy, you will clean. If you cannot clean enough, or cook enough, or anything enough to suit the bargain for staying here, then you will leave. If you can not find something to do in order to make yourself useful, then you must find something to suit my needs. Laziness will not be tolerated. Someone else will not do your chores, unless you adequately compensate them. At no time will you think of this as a hotel, or your own house, or a place to stay for free. You are a guest. Guests will be served food and drinks. Guests will be treated with absolute respect. Guests will return that respect, will make up for the food and drinks they have consumed, and not over stay their welcome. How long you may stay is directly proportional to your manners and hard work.

Don't like the rules? They are not mine. They are the rules that govern the universe, so complain not to me.

[ooc; Yuuko is a little tired from listening to DDR and Karaoke, and the influx of newcomers has her a little taken aback. Not to mention a hangover? She, of course, will give you whatever you wish, but she is in no mood to be lenient about prices. You pay up front, on time and in exact change, or you're out the door!]

home sweet home, hot springs, moving day, pay me back, you musn't take what you cannot have, oh humans, gifting, headache

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