"You can't underestimate dessert- it's the part most look forward to and everyone remembers the longest. "
*Sanji comments as he slowly pulls a chocolate daisy and chocolate violet from the bowl and takes a bite of the violet first.*
[Delicious! A raspberry citrus center..nice balance. Is it a local fruit?]
*Sanji takes a slow sip of wine before moving on to the daisy. A smooth silky burbon caramel bursts tantalizingly across his pallet.*
[Rich, boozey, but really delicious too. Bet Zoro would like this one. Wait. Is this a pulp? Don't tell me it's from a fruit....]
*Sanji freezes as he recalls a fruit with this exact center, not that he's ever tasted it.*
[This couldn't be a 'sinners plum' filling, right? Those are illegal in East Blue. An aphrodesiac this strong... They wouldn't just put that in a dessert or they'd have to worry about their patrons going out and raping each other in the street after digestion. But they said this was for lovers! and this isn't East Blue! Shit! I have to assume that's whatthese shitty daisies are. Fuck! I ate half of one...and who knows what the violet I ate does or the other flowers.]
*Sanji brings a napkin to his mouthand secretly spits out the smaller than expected unswallows flower.*
[We can't waste this though... But we can't eat it either. Maybe we should askfor it to go.]
*Zoro's expression grows increasingly confused, though a little thrill shoots down his spine when Sanji mentions the hot tub...but it's pretend, of course, pretend.*
"What's up with you?" *He asks as they leave the restaurant.*
*Sanji snatches a menu on their way out the door and flips to the dessert section. There- practically in the damn center of the page is the special dessert 'for lovers only'.*
"Nanana...special lovers dessert...nanana..fresh local produce including the restricted and often forbidden 'sinners plum' and 'tricktine raspboranges'."
*Sanji reads in haste.*
"FUCK. I haven't even heard of that one! And damn knows I ate it. FUCK- I ate ALL of that one. Zoro, the chocolate you had...what did it taste like?"
"The long and short of it is those bastards in there just dosed us with dessert."
*Sanji holds open the menu as if that somehow helps.*
"Sinner's plum is illegal in east blue...it..."
*Suddenly Sanji finds it a little crass or embarrassing to say out loud. At least to Zoro.*
"Well if you had any of that kind, let's just say in about 20 minutes you'll know why."
[Correction. We both will. FUCK. Is this such a good idea? You're dragging him back to your honeymoon sweet when fucking is going to be VERY appealing very soon. But we can't go out dosed like this...who knows what will happen and there's not enough time to get to Chopper. Well maybe to get to him but to explain this...NO.]
*Zoro frowns at the menu, then at Sanji, then at the space ahead as he walks with the cook back to the inn.*
[...What the hell is he talking about? "In about 20 minutes you'll know why"--what does that mean? What was in that damn chocolate?]
*He isn't worried, though. Curious, maybe, about what supposed effects have the cook so agitated. Hell, with his resistance, it might not even matter. Might not feel a thing. And if he does, he doubts it'll be worth sweating over. He's Roronoa-fucking-Zoro.*
"All right, sinner's plum..." *He mumbles under his breath.* "Challenge accepted."
[Zoro would recognize the taste of booze in chocolate, right? Maybe he just the other kind...yeah right. The big unknown isn't much relief. OH! unless it's something like, it makes your partner more submissive and compliant...then maybe he'd just end up taking a nap in the corner like usual. FUCK! NO! If it is some sort of submissive/compliant drug I had it for sure! What if he had none? I'd be screwed! Probably literally!
No. No. Don't freak out. Maybe it won't affect him. His tolerance is huge. Yeah but then it'd just be affecting me...which is in no way better. I guess I could lock myself in the bathroom or something. FUck! Fuck! Fuck!
Maybe I should really tell him. But I could be wrong. And it might not affect him. And he'll know right away if it does...and hopefully his willpower will keep him sane...]
*Sanji grumbles under his breath.*
"Will power will probably be crucial...I just wish I knew what those damn violets do..."
[ooc: okay mind was drawing a blank, so i'm skipping ahead even more to...]
*20 minutes later, Zoro is sitting on the floor, leaning back against the foot of their the bed (he still insists he's sleeping on the floor), and not feeling any different.*
*He's not aroused...yet...and for that he's glad, but whatever the hell the other thing was it has started affecting him. His body just feels so hot, his clothes suddenly so scratchy, stuffy, suffocating, and heavy against his skin. He's shrugs off his jacket and pulls off his tie with an odd smile at the relief he feels at the clothing falling to the floor in a heap, lazily. He takes a breath and feels so much better, his fingers start to undo the buttons at his throat. He looks at Zoro and for a moment he blurs as his pupils dilate.*
"Yeah. Well even if does affect us...it'll be okay probably. As long as you [or I] don't do anything stupid."
*Zoro watches him, against his better judgment. Eyes locked on the cook's fingers as he works at the shirt's buttons, as the material falls away to expose the pale, tempting flesh of his throat.
Zoro feels his temperature rising, his heart rate starting to increase, a little abnormally so.*
*Zoro's breath hitches. He tells himself to look away but the cook's skin is too nice and it's just there and what the hell is going on here. He swallows hard as his heart pounds and rapid arousal pools in his groin.*
*Sanji comments as he slowly pulls a chocolate daisy and chocolate violet from the bowl and takes a bite of the violet first.*
[Delicious! A raspberry citrus center..nice balance. Is it a local fruit?]
*Sanji takes a slow sip of wine before moving on to the daisy. A smooth silky burbon caramel bursts tantalizingly across his pallet.*
[Rich, boozey, but really delicious too. Bet Zoro would like this one. Wait. Is this a pulp? Don't tell me it's from a fruit....]
*Sanji freezes as he recalls a fruit with this exact center, not that he's ever tasted it.*
[This couldn't be a 'sinners plum' filling, right? Those are illegal in East Blue. An aphrodesiac this strong... They wouldn't just put that in a dessert or they'd have to worry about their patrons going out and raping each other in the street after digestion. But they said this was for lovers! and this isn't East Blue! Shit! I have to assume that's whatthese shitty daisies are. Fuck! I ate half of one...and who knows what the violet I ate does or the other flowers.]
*Sanji brings a napkin to his mouthand secretly spits out the smaller than expected unswallows flower.*
[We can't waste this though... But we can't eat it either. Maybe we should askfor it to go.]
"Oi- Zoro...."
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"Hm?"
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"Zoro...listen to me. Don't eat any more of this. And you might want to spit out what you do have in your mouth without causing a scene."
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"Wh--"
*He starts to speak, but his mouth is full, so he swallows first.*
"What are you talking about?"
[Oh...wait.]
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*Sanji covers his face with a hand as if warding off a headache.*
[Dumbass. You better pray this isn't what I think it is...]
*Their waitress walks by and Sanji snags her sleeve in an uncharacteristically ungentlemanly type manor.*
"Um. I hate to bother you but we've decided to take this to go. Can we get a box and the check?"
"Oh well, I was just bringing this box to..."
*Sanji pulls the box from her hand gently and gives her a dazzling smile as he discreetly shoves the dessert in a box.*
"I really want to get started on the honeymoon."
*The waitresses eyes become diamonds and says the magic words in a dream like euphoria.*
"Dinner is on us of course...."
"Thank you so much! Come on, babe...I think there's a hottub calling."
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"What's up with you?" *He asks as they leave the restaurant.*
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"Nanana...special lovers dessert...nanana..fresh local produce including the restricted and often forbidden 'sinners plum' and 'tricktine raspboranges'."
*Sanji reads in haste.*
"FUCK. I haven't even heard of that one! And damn knows I ate it. FUCK- I ate ALL of that one. Zoro, the chocolate you had...what did it taste like?"
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"The long and short of it is those bastards in there just dosed us with dessert."
*Sanji holds open the menu as if that somehow helps.*
"Sinner's plum is illegal in east blue...it..."
*Suddenly Sanji finds it a little crass or embarrassing to say out loud. At least to Zoro.*
"Well if you had any of that kind, let's just say in about 20 minutes you'll know why."
[Correction. We both will. FUCK. Is this such a good idea? You're dragging him back to your honeymoon sweet when fucking is going to be VERY appealing very soon. But we can't go out dosed like this...who knows what will happen and there's not enough time to get to Chopper. Well maybe to get to him but to explain this...NO.]
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[...What the hell is he talking about? "In about 20 minutes you'll know why"--what does that mean? What was in that damn chocolate?]
*He isn't worried, though. Curious, maybe, about what supposed effects have the cook so agitated. Hell, with his resistance, it might not even matter. Might not feel a thing. And if he does, he doubts it'll be worth sweating over. He's Roronoa-fucking-Zoro.*
"All right, sinner's plum..." *He mumbles under his breath.* "Challenge accepted."
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No. No. Don't freak out. Maybe it won't affect him. His tolerance is huge. Yeah but then it'd just be affecting me...which is in no way better. I guess I could lock myself in the bathroom or something. FUck! Fuck! Fuck!
Maybe I should really tell him. But I could be wrong. And it might not affect him. And he'll know right away if it does...and hopefully his willpower will keep him sane...]
*Sanji grumbles under his breath.*
"Will power will probably be crucial...I just wish I knew what those damn violets do..."
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*20 minutes later, Zoro is sitting on the floor, leaning back against the foot of their the bed (he still insists he's sleeping on the floor), and not feeling any different.*
"I think you're worrying for nothing, cook."
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"Yeah. Well even if does affect us...it'll be okay probably. As long as you [or I] don't do anything stupid."
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Zoro feels his temperature rising, his heart rate starting to increase, a little abnormally so.*
"Tch. You're the stupid one, stupid."
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[Opps...too much. Or not enough...the air feels so nice against my skin.]
*Sanji experimently drags two fingers across his collarbone and shudders in pleasure.*
[Shit. Figures. What is this stuff?]
*He looks up at Zoro and notices how each curve of muscle seems to pop enticingly. His heartbeat quickens.*
[Why did I lock myself in with him again? He's too fucking hot.]
"yeah...I must be."
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[Fuck. Yes, let's fuck, that sounds good.]
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