Suppertime...feeding that man of mine...etc

[sanjikuroashi]

*Sanji stood and stretched. He hit his cigarette and sat in the chair Zoro just left...still warm from his body heat. The memory of what they just did trickled through him causing him a wry grin around the cigarette. What if in the middle of giving Zoro head someone had shouted "Marines!" or "Luffy Overboard!" He didn't have an answer. Such were

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[demon_cutter]

*Zoro, having meditated and washed up again after his rigorous training, is feeling more relaxed. He enters the galley with Franky, who is still grinning but glitter-less, and joins Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp at the table. He gives Sanji a glance, part-acknowledging, part-mood-accessing*

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[sanjikuroashi]

[No glitter huh? I guess the project got completed.]

*Sanji wraps up the unused fish and puts it in the freezer. He spots the girls entering the galley and heads to their chairs to pull them out for them. He spots Zoro looking at him and his 'oh boy girls!' smile falters a bit as he forgets what he had decided to do about the whole situation. He quickly covers it up with a smirk and a acknowledging nod to Zoro as the girls come in and he helps them into their seats.*

[demon_cutter]

[OOC: Did you have plans for this dinner, or do you mind if I skip ahead because I'm so ready for this surprise to be revealed?]

[sanjikuroashi]

[OOC: No no...Skip ahead..take the lead baby!]

[demon_cutter]

*Even as they stuff their mouths full with delicious food, Luffy and Chopper spend the entire meal practically bouncing in their seats. It both charms and worries Zoro at the same time.

When dinner and dessert have been eaten and the table has been cleared, they're already giggling before Franky even clears his throat and announces* "Ladies and gentlemen and Zoro--"

"Oi."

"--if you are ready, we are prepared to present our super gift to this super couple."

[ooc: this icon has nothing to do with anything. he just looks so excited. as excited as zoro can look, anyway :D]

[sanjikuroashi]

*Sanji snickers at Franky's 'and Zoro' comment.*

[Got to buy Franky a cola at some point. Although, some 'Super couple' we are. One day long and I'm already having doubts. But as long as I can be with him I'll get over it. I mean, infatuation can turn into love,right? Wait...are we doing this now? What about the dishes? I guess they'll be fine till later.]

"Let's see what you came up with already!"

[OOC: I like that icon but I LOVE the new one Zoro just uploaded...smexy tease! Oh I like the one you uploaded too with Sanji reaching for someone/thing!}

[demon_cutter]

"Well, then, come along--" *Franky stands, goes to the door, and looks back as his grin widens.* "--to the men's bunkroom."

[...Oh god.] *Zoro groans a little as Luffy and Chopper tug at him, pulling him along* "You know, I can get there by myself..."

[OOC: Aaaah, I know, I saw that picture of him on Tumblr and after drooling a little I was like, HE NEEDS THIS AS AN ICON. And yeah, that Sanji one is really cool! Man, I love icons.]

[sanjikuroashi]

"The men's bunkroom?"

[Oh shit...Franky made us a bed. We are about to walk into the bedroom with two lovely ladies, at least two boys who I'm not even sure have even hit puberty yet and acknowledge that we want to have sexsleep together. We haven't even (consciously) kissed in front of them yet. And Franky made it...OH GOD...what will it be able to do? ANd GLITTER FOR GOD SAKES!! GLITTER!!!]

*Even as Sanji walks along with the group to the bunkroom and realization dawns he wants nothing more to escape the embarrassment he is sure about to befall him. His eyes dart around wildly for a chance at escape.*

[demon_cutter]

"Are you ready?"

"Not even a little."

*Franky opens the door.

While two of the two-tiered bunks remain the same, the third has been transformed. A canopy bed, a little bigger, is in its place. The bed itself is simple, not at all flashy, but there's a suspicious looking lever by the headboard. Franky pulls it and, from the canopy, a curtain of cloth comes tumbling down around the bed to provide privacy.

Privacy Zoro could appreciate more if the curtain isn't decorated with glitter and hearts and the words "Zoro and Sanji's LoveNest".*

[sanjikuroashi]

*Sanji visibly sighs with relief. Yes he's beet red with embaressment but at least Franky hasn't outfitted the bed with spangled dildos and bondage straps (that he knows of). The relief allows a stray perverted contemplation on how much sound that curtain could potentially block before he forces himself to really look at it.*

"Oh my god...."

[Why is Zoro's name first? Mine comes alphabetically! Wait no! That's not the point...cutesy hearts and glitter and...oh god...LOVENEST!!?? Surely the other guys can't be okay with such a girlish monstrosity and knowing that if they're seeing it some very gay things were probably happening...Wait is that why it was so feminine?]

"And you guys are really okay with this?"

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*Usopp nods* "It's better than accidentally catching a glimpse of something and having to bury your face in your pillow for the rest of the night."

*Chopper smiles* "The hearts were my idea!"

*Franky nudges Sanji with his elbow* "There's an extra compartment beneath the mattress for any...necessities." *He winks* "I already stocked it for you."

"He's not talking about midnight snacks." *Luffy says, looking slightly disappointed at that.* "I already asked."

[sanjikuroashi]

*Franky's voice seems to echo in his brain and he almost feels dizzy.*
[extra compartmentOHMYGOD extra compartmentOHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!]

"Thanks guys. I'm sure Zoro and I are going to appreciate this. Very thoughtful."

[Thank god you got that out...]

*Franky's words still echo in his head and he turns to Zoro to help him regain his sanity.*

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*Zoro sees the way Sanji is looking at him, and he knows he needs to say something Extremely Helpful. He looks at the bed thoughtfully and, cheeks a little pink, comes up with exactly the right words.*

"Does it vibrate?"

*Franky laughs gleefully* "How did you guess?"

[sanjikuroashi]

*Sanji's legs give way and grabs one of the bed poles as he slide dejectedly to his knees.*

"Shitty...pervert...Marimo..."

*He grumbles between sobs as the words secret compartment and vibrates attack his psyche. His nose starts to bleed and he's sure it's from brain hemorrhage of embarrassment and not the small part of him that is excited to find out WHAT is in that secret compartment and just what a vibrating bed might do.*

[OOC:LOL! ZORO!]

[demon_cutter]

*Luffy doesn't exactly understand all of this, but he finds it very amusing, anyway.* "Haha, I think he likes it!"

"I know I do." *Zoro smirks, not bothering to keep the lust out of his voice.*

*Innocent Chopper cheers, and Franky exchanges a pleased, conspiratorial look with Robin, and Usopp smiles even though he knows he is going to have some very gay nightmares.*

[OOC: Hahaaa. Poor Sanji. XD]

[sanjikuroashi]

*Sanji's head snaps up with open mouthed shock. This is a side of Zoro he hasn't really seen the much of.*

[Lusty smirking Zoro...like he wants to ravish me! I've only seen it maybe twice, I mean he's a rookie at this stuff so it's normal that I'd see my princess more but has he gotten that cocky he's suddenly showing it everyone?]

*Sanji hides his burning face in his hands.*

[It's like he's stating his intentions to fuck me in front of everyone when I haven't even heard that from him yet! Shit!]

"I guess we know where we're sleeping tonight. Did you write up a manual or something?"