Girl!Sanji
Title: Changes
Rating: M for later smut
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Summary: Two years have passed and Sanji has changed a lot more than you think.
Well we promised a Fem!Sanji fic. Here it is:
When
you arrive back at Sabaody you adjust your goatee, smooth your jacket,
and give a one-fingered salute to the okama who dropped you off.
That's when you notice the women.
Real women.
Not men-turned-into-women like some of the okama chose to become after
Iva arrived.
And definitely not men-dressed-as-women.
Actual,
honest to goodness, born that way women. You haven't seen hide nor hair
nor delicate curve of a woman for two years, so it's understandable
you're overwhelmed.
And that's before you notice the men.
Real men.
Manly men.
Who don't wear tights.
Or dresses.
Or anything remotely feminine.
Big buff men -who were never your type (with one exception)- are suddenly as nosebleed inducing as the women.
When you get to Shakky's bar, you aren't too surprised to be the seventh to
arrive. After all, Iva had promised you a reward for mastering newkama kenpo
but
had been called off the island before you could, so you had waited as
long as possible for him. The okama had provided you with a ship, but
had been unable to give you what you really wanted.
When
you were done being outraged at Zoro's timeliness, ignoring Duval, and
drooling over Nami, you decided to go shopping because everything on the
ship is two years old and not even Franky's fridge can keep vegetables fresh that long.
When you find the swordsman while you're looking for fish, you decide to bring him along so he won’t get lost.
It's not because you're itching for a fight.
And it's definitely not because you want to engage in a different kind of activity.
But when he calls you “number seven” you decide kicking him into a bloody pulp sounds like a good idea.
And
when he tries to cop a feel later, you brush him off and tell him to
stop. Of course, being Zoro, he thinks this means you want him to drag
you
into the nearest alley and kiss you breathless. (Not that the
bandages around your chest help.) You kick him away and tell him you
aren’t interested in picking up where you left off with him. He can’t
deny your obvious lack of erection so he backs off. For now. You aren’t
stupid enough to think he won’t come to you the next time he gets horny.
When
you get the call from Franky about the Marines, you use the opportunity
to make fun of Zoro’s intelligence until you notice the gathering on
the
next island. When you hear the sounds you just know Luffy is in the
middle of it. So the two of you go to run interference and lead your
crazy captain to the Sunny.
The very sight of Perona turns you on like there’s no tomorrow and her
scent is even better, but when the whole crew is reunited and you get an
eyeful of how much Nami and Robin have, uh, matured,
since you last saw them there is no holding back the explosive
nosebleed that’s been building since you arrived on the island. Then Boa
Hancock arrives and you turn to stone. At least until Luffy tells you
he’s friends with her, then you just freak out. You pass out for a while
due to lack of blood later but catch up pretty quickly when you wake
up.
You head to the kitchen to put the groceries away and have your theories
about
Zoro leaving you alone proven correct. He’s up behind you and kissing
your neck before you push him off. He demands to know what happened,
what changed. You shrug and repeat that you’re not interested in
continuing your previous relationship. He asks if there is someone else,
if you met someone where you were. You vehemently deny it, after all,
you were stuck in okama hell for two years. You tell him the truth: that
because of something that happened you are unwilling to get into any
sort of relationship. With anyone. He just growls and
stalks off, unsatisfied with your answer.
When the ship is attacked, you’re surprised to see a familiar face from the
East
Blue, but when the one guy who managed to get on the ship looks at Nami
with less than pure thoughts you quickly forget about that and defend
her before suffering a third nosebleed.
You
recover and manage to maintain consciousness after Nami puts her coat
on, and go to help Luffy tame the Kraken. You use the speed you gained
fleeing okama to help defend Luffy and turn one of the tentacles into
takoyaki, Zoro turns another into sashimi, and then the rubber man
knocks the thing out with one punch. You’re distracted by the T-shirt
wearing shark, and the three of you end up getting pulled down by the
current and losing consciousness again.
When
you come to, Zoro has taken off your jacket and shirt and is working on
the bandages. You kick him as far away as possible in a bubble and
demand to know what the hell he’s thinking. He silences you with a
bruising kiss and continues to undress you. You struggle but there’s
really nowhere to go when you’re who knows how deep underwater. Finally,
the bandages get loose enough that your breasts pop out.
He freezes. You know that whatever he expected, this wasn't it. You can't
think in your panic and wait for his reaction but he's even harder to read now that he has one eye.
When he finally moves, it's to cup your breasts. You weren't expecting that
and
have to grit your teeth to keep from moaning. It feels even better than
when you touch them and you're sure it has everything to do with the
fact that it's him.
Zoro's
eye widens as something clicks in his tiny brain and he suddenly grabs
your crotch and shocks you back into reality. You push him off and tell
him that yes, you have been turned into a woman. You proceed to threaten
to chop his dick off if he tells anyone. You quickly wrap yourself back
up and are buttoning up your shirt when you notice the Hat.
You swear and point it out to the swordsman before turning to survey the
surrounding
darkness. You hear his muttered curse and feel the vibration of the
bubble as he grabs the precious item. You barely spot the sinking form
of your captain and kick the bubble over to rescue him.
You
work with Zoro to get all the water out of Luffy's lungs. When he
regains consciousness, he orders the two of you to find the Kraken so he
can
finish taming it. The four of you, including the giant octopus
that Luffy had dubbed Surume, begin the search for the Thousand Sunny.
When you finally find the ship you called home, it is under attack by an
umibozu.
Luffy quickly orders the Kraken to attack. You are overjoyed to be back
in the presence of the lovely flowers Nami and Robin but manage to not
get another nosebleed. And then a volcano erupts and you have to run
away as fast as possible. But just the thought of Fishman Island and the
mermaids that live there have you relapsing and causing Chopper to
wonder at your ability to have perverted thoughts in the middle of an
emergency.
As Surume pulls you down into the trench that leads to the underwater
paradise
that is your destination, there is another eruption and a landslide
threatens to crush the Sunny. Zoro, being a brainless marimo, tries to
exit the bubble until the beautiful Robin informs him that the water
pressure would kill even him. You know the only reason Luffy is still
alive is because he is made of rubber. You can’t help but be impressed
when Ussop is the one who ends up saving the crew.
Of course, Strawhat luck being what it is, a stray boulder manages to
knock the Kraken unconscious and you plummet into the depths. You ignore
yet
another of Brooke’s bad jokes as you and the rest of the crew examine
the source of the mysterious light 10,000 meters under the sea: Fishman
Island, home to the mermaid princess of your dreams.
Then Chopper tells you that you will die if you meet any mermaids. You
quickly
inform him, and Ussop, that you would rather look at mermaids and die
of a nosebleed, than live your life without fulfilling this dream. Ussop
calls you scum, but you think you deserve some happiness after two
years in hell.
Then the Kraken abandons ship after you run into a herd of sea monsters
whose
riders offer you a choice: join the New Fishman Pirates or die. Luffy,
predictably, refuses and Franky blasts you into the bubble that
surrounds the island. But when the second bubble leads to the sea, you
are unable to fight the current and save Nami-san and Robin-chan.
When
you come to for the n-th time that day you are surprised to find
yourself in Keimi’s lovely apartment and have her looking cuter than
ever. Her soup is delicious even though it’s cold, although she refuses
your offer to share warmth.
You nearly lose it when you learn about the mermaid café, but manage to
pull
through. You deserve every minute of mermaids you can get. You do break
down in tears when you see Mermaid Cove. This is your paradise, your
All
Blue. If not for the fact that you can feel the bandages holding
your breasts down, you would think it was a dream. When one of the
beautiful sea creatures grabs your hand, you realize that even though it
is real, it won’t last. But then you decide you’re going to try to
enjoy every moment.
Then
the princes come and you have to hide. But the only available place is
in the bosom of one of the mermaids. You try. Really, you do. But you
were doomed when they stayed more than thirty seconds.
Rating: M for later smut
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Summary: Two years have passed and Sanji has changed a lot more than you think.
Well we promised a Fem!Sanji fic. Here it is:
When
you arrive back at Sabaody you adjust your goatee, smooth your jacket,
and give a one-fingered salute to the okama who dropped you off.
That's when you notice the women.
Real women.
Not men-turned-into-women like some of the okama chose to become after
Iva arrived.
And definitely not men-dressed-as-women.
Actual,
honest to goodness, born that way women. You haven't seen hide nor hair
nor delicate curve of a woman for two years, so it's understandable
you're overwhelmed.
And that's before you notice the men.
Real men.
Manly men.
Who don't wear tights.
Or dresses.
Or anything remotely feminine.
Big buff men -who were never your type (with one exception)- are suddenly as nosebleed inducing as the women.
When you get to Shakky's bar, you aren't too surprised to be the seventh to
arrive. After all, Iva had promised you a reward for mastering newkama kenpo
but
had been called off the island before you could, so you had waited as
long as possible for him. The okama had provided you with a ship, but
had been unable to give you what you really wanted.
When
you were done being outraged at Zoro's timeliness, ignoring Duval, and
drooling over Nami, you decided to go shopping because everything on the
ship is two years old and not even Franky's fridge can keep vegetables fresh that long.
When you find the swordsman while you're looking for fish, you decide to bring him along so he won’t get lost.
It's not because you're itching for a fight.
And it's definitely not because you want to engage in a different kind of activity.
But when he calls you “number seven” you decide kicking him into a bloody pulp sounds like a good idea.
And
when he tries to cop a feel later, you brush him off and tell him to
stop. Of course, being Zoro, he thinks this means you want him to drag
you
into the nearest alley and kiss you breathless. (Not that the
bandages around your chest help.) You kick him away and tell him you
aren’t interested in picking up where you left off with him. He can’t
deny your obvious lack of erection so he backs off. For now. You aren’t
stupid enough to think he won’t come to you the next time he gets horny.
When
you get the call from Franky about the Marines, you use the opportunity
to make fun of Zoro’s intelligence until you notice the gathering on
the
next island. When you hear the sounds you just know Luffy is in the
middle of it. So the two of you go to run interference and lead your
crazy captain to the Sunny.
The very sight of Perona turns you on like there’s no tomorrow and her
scent is even better, but when the whole crew is reunited and you get an
eyeful of how much Nami and Robin have, uh, matured,
since you last saw them there is no holding back the explosive
nosebleed that’s been building since you arrived on the island. Then Boa
Hancock arrives and you turn to stone. At least until Luffy tells you
he’s friends with her, then you just freak out. You pass out for a while
due to lack of blood later but catch up pretty quickly when you wake
up.
You head to the kitchen to put the groceries away and have your theories
about
Zoro leaving you alone proven correct. He’s up behind you and kissing
your neck before you push him off. He demands to know what happened,
what changed. You shrug and repeat that you’re not interested in
continuing your previous relationship. He asks if there is someone else,
if you met someone where you were. You vehemently deny it, after all,
you were stuck in okama hell for two years. You tell him the truth: that
because of something that happened you are unwilling to get into any
sort of relationship. With anyone. He just growls and
stalks off, unsatisfied with your answer.
When the ship is attacked, you’re surprised to see a familiar face from the
East
Blue, but when the one guy who managed to get on the ship looks at Nami
with less than pure thoughts you quickly forget about that and defend
her before suffering a third nosebleed.
You
recover and manage to maintain consciousness after Nami puts her coat
on, and go to help Luffy tame the Kraken. You use the speed you gained
fleeing okama to help defend Luffy and turn one of the tentacles into
takoyaki, Zoro turns another into sashimi, and then the rubber man
knocks the thing out with one punch. You’re distracted by the T-shirt
wearing shark, and the three of you end up getting pulled down by the
current and losing consciousness again.
When
you come to, Zoro has taken off your jacket and shirt and is working on
the bandages. You kick him as far away as possible in a bubble and
demand to know what the hell he’s thinking. He silences you with a
bruising kiss and continues to undress you. You struggle but there’s
really nowhere to go when you’re who knows how deep underwater. Finally,
the bandages get loose enough that your breasts pop out.
He freezes. You know that whatever he expected, this wasn't it. You can't
think in your panic and wait for his reaction but he's even harder to read now that he has one eye.
When he finally moves, it's to cup your breasts. You weren't expecting that
and
have to grit your teeth to keep from moaning. It feels even better than
when you touch them and you're sure it has everything to do with the
fact that it's him.
Zoro's
eye widens as something clicks in his tiny brain and he suddenly grabs
your crotch and shocks you back into reality. You push him off and tell
him that yes, you have been turned into a woman. You proceed to threaten
to chop his dick off if he tells anyone. You quickly wrap yourself back
up and are buttoning up your shirt when you notice the Hat.
You swear and point it out to the swordsman before turning to survey the
surrounding
darkness. You hear his muttered curse and feel the vibration of the
bubble as he grabs the precious item. You barely spot the sinking form
of your captain and kick the bubble over to rescue him.
You
work with Zoro to get all the water out of Luffy's lungs. When he
regains consciousness, he orders the two of you to find the Kraken so he
can
finish taming it. The four of you, including the giant octopus
that Luffy had dubbed Surume, begin the search for the Thousand Sunny.
When you finally find the ship you called home, it is under attack by an
umibozu.
Luffy quickly orders the Kraken to attack. You are overjoyed to be back
in the presence of the lovely flowers Nami and Robin but manage to not
get another nosebleed. And then a volcano erupts and you have to run
away as fast as possible. But just the thought of Fishman Island and the
mermaids that live there have you relapsing and causing Chopper to
wonder at your ability to have perverted thoughts in the middle of an
emergency.
As Surume pulls you down into the trench that leads to the underwater
paradise
that is your destination, there is another eruption and a landslide
threatens to crush the Sunny. Zoro, being a brainless marimo, tries to
exit the bubble until the beautiful Robin informs him that the water
pressure would kill even him. You know the only reason Luffy is still
alive is because he is made of rubber. You can’t help but be impressed
when Ussop is the one who ends up saving the crew.
Of course, Strawhat luck being what it is, a stray boulder manages to
knock the Kraken unconscious and you plummet into the depths. You ignore
yet
another of Brooke’s bad jokes as you and the rest of the crew examine
the source of the mysterious light 10,000 meters under the sea: Fishman
Island, home to the mermaid princess of your dreams.
Then Chopper tells you that you will die if you meet any mermaids. You
quickly
inform him, and Ussop, that you would rather look at mermaids and die
of a nosebleed, than live your life without fulfilling this dream. Ussop
calls you scum, but you think you deserve some happiness after two
years in hell.
Then the Kraken abandons ship after you run into a herd of sea monsters
whose
riders offer you a choice: join the New Fishman Pirates or die. Luffy,
predictably, refuses and Franky blasts you into the bubble that
surrounds the island. But when the second bubble leads to the sea, you
are unable to fight the current and save Nami-san and Robin-chan.
When
you come to for the n-th time that day you are surprised to find
yourself in Keimi’s lovely apartment and have her looking cuter than
ever. Her soup is delicious even though it’s cold, although she refuses
your offer to share warmth.
You nearly lose it when you learn about the mermaid café, but manage to
pull
through. You deserve every minute of mermaids you can get. You do break
down in tears when you see Mermaid Cove. This is your paradise, your
All
Blue. If not for the fact that you can feel the bandages holding
your breasts down, you would think it was a dream. When one of the
beautiful sea creatures grabs your hand, you realize that even though it
is real, it won’t last. But then you decide you’re going to try to
enjoy every moment.
Then
the princes come and you have to hide. But the only available place is
in the bosom of one of the mermaids. You try. Really, you do. But you
were doomed when they stayed more than thirty seconds.