Darn Flu!

[sanjaya_nadia]

Have you ever felt that your throat itches so bad that you can't even yawn properly? That you will cough until your throat is sore and then you feel the urges to yawn again hence the cycle continues. Do you know who's to blame for that? Do you know what causes it? Flu and MORE flu. It's not Swine flu, it's not even close to Avian flu, it's just your regular flu but it irritates the hell of a person that she or he considers scratching her or his throat literally.

How to avoid getting flu:
1. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday when you are not a security guard with a late night shift.
2. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday when you are not an insomniac creative artist or whenever creativity is needed in a job.
3. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday even though you have just installed a new game in you laptop.
4. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday even though the channels on IRC suddenly got hectic after 2 AM.
5. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday just because you can't wait to read the new novel by your fave authors.
6. Never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday because you're thinking, "It's 3 AM already what the heck, I might just stay up until it's time to go to work."
7. And most importantly, never ever sleep at 7 AM everyday.

How to cure flu:
Turn of your laptop and lamp and then get some sleep, preferably before 7 AM.