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[sanitycandy]

"He has a friend who says she's an 'orgasm donor'".

"At first I thought she said she's interested in orgasm dinners."

"But in fact she only wants to provide the orgasm and leave. I came to the conclusion she must be a prostitute"

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"Two!"

"Higher."

"Ace!"

"Yes. I knew you would guess that just to be annoying!"

Comments

[xv]

Anything going on here?

[xv]

I just realized I'm not your friend anymore. Was I ever your friend?

[sanitycandy]

yes, you were my friend. but, it's frustrating to try to be your friend. i think i understand you and i identify with some of your quirks, but our personalities don't seem to intersect very much. to say it vaguely.

[xv]

Haha I read you loud and clear, lol. Later dude.

[xv]

I got another piece of stock-related junk mail addressed to your name with my parents' address on it today.

[sanitycandy]

are you sure you didn't submit something with my name, a long time ago, in a galaxy near temple terris? we all do crazy things sometimes.

[sanitycandy]

whoops i totally mispelled temple ter-ass. been drinkin :)

[xv]

Let's not forget who the asshole is in this conversation.

[sanitycandy]

i've never been an asshole to you.