They all said she's just another groupie slut..

[sanguinehalo]

So I'm a slacker Wife... Is that really so bad?

I don't cook
I don't clean
I am not a sex-bot
I rarely do the laundry and then when I fold it it takes me two hours because I'm too busy watching useless countdowns on E! and VH1
I don't wash the dishes
I forget to feed the cats
I only clean out my car

Thank god his parents think I'm little Miss Suzy Sunshine.

I need another girls day out.

He wants me to help him clean...... I kinda just wanna have a nice roll in the sack.

So I think I'm just gunna switch this around. He can be the wife and I'll be the husband.

I'll fix the car
I'll demand lots of sex when I feel like it and only when I feel like it
I'll make the money
I look pretty sexy in a suit

So where do I get my penis?

p.s. why is "redheaded slut" on the lists of asked for shots at Daquiris? I really don't know what I'm going to do if someone asks me to make them one.

p.s.s. Dude someone call me.. I'm so about to start gelling my hair ala "Three to Tango"

p.s.s.s I just used "ala" in a sentence... I am so cool