fuck me...

[sanguine_puppy]

So I was sitting there listening to a sermon and my mind was wandering. I was thinking about if the apocalypse happened right near us and I took a band of warriors to go fight the demons sent forth from hell to stop Jesus's descent. Now stick with me because everything was very vivid in my mind... I pictured one of the undead coming from behind and me suddenly having a silver dagger in my belt.. I pull it out and quickly dispatch the little fucker. So anyway.. I then tell the preacher to stay here and be a healer in the name of god(he was queer... I mean generally queer so I didn't want him going to watch him get his body impaled by a whip...ooh that would be a sick scene..remind me to buy a camcorder for when the apocalypse does happen) and I take a bunch of guys to where Jesus is coming down... I kneel in front of him and offer him my allegiance by slicing my palm open and bleeding at his feet at which point he takes my hand and kisses the wound.. it heals but there is a permanent mark there. Alright so then he gives me a weapon.. but I couldn't decide which one... I like swords but that's too gay even for me... maybe a mace or something. He blesses it and all the men I have under my command. We are sent into the depths of hell to bring the battle to their turf. Now demons are pouring into our world from hell and angels and archangels are kicking some major ass. So, we go into hell and now I have to stand and sing some fucking song about Jesus...no that's what happened outside my mind so fuck you. Church wasn't that bad... not really boring but too "routine" even though I only went what's this once in two years? So, we go to some shitty restaurant and my brother and mom are being annoying bitches so I'm thinking about slapping the shit out of the both of them and throwing them out of the car... fun stuff. I get home and call Liz up and she already has plans so that was slightly upsetting although I've spent a lot of time with her lately which has been great. I love you. The relationship has evolved so far past society's "standards" and it's such new territory I think, for the both of us, that we just take things as they come... am I right hun? Yea obviously if you were online right now I'd ask you but you're off sleeping you lazy ass! I could see her being in my life for a long time... not in a categorized place exactly though.

I've been thinking about if I really want to get this job or not... I don't really need the money. It'd be nice to have extra cash but I don't want to have money yet not be able to spend as much time with those people I would spend the majority of it on. Well I'll see what happens... getting a haircut tomorrow probably...got my new shoes today. We were driving through west haven (where the shitty restaurant was) and I saw this little girl and this abomination most people would sadly call a kite. I want to fly a kite... I don't know why such a simple thing has become something I'd enjoy doing so much though. I'm not gay... I'm just going through a mid-eternity crisis. tfu it makes sense at an odd enough level that I can use it.

You can't exactly prove I'm not immortal... well not until you test it out. Try me. (seriously do it, that would turn me on)