WHAT DID I TELL YOU CRAZY KIDS?
Okay so, some background is needed for this story for maximum lulz:
I take French, obviously. And we actually just call our teacher for it Madame instead of her NAME name out of...habit, more than anything. And Madame is a very um...special kind of teacher. >____> Among other things, she hates the school with a passion and likes ranting about the various things that piss her off for no reason. She's also unafraid to take things very seriously, like late homework or illness in her students and, god forbid, a class FULL of sick Frenchies who all caught the same things from each other because we all sit so close together. We love each other THAT much, you see. <3
This is not her story. SORRY BAD HITCHHIKER'S JOKE
ANYWAY so yesterday, when I'd decided that yes, I had pink eye (because I'm SO a doctor, y/n?) I told everyone in my French class that when we had her class tomorrow (due to a delay, we didn't have her that day) that, when she saw me, she'd send me to the nurse. And the nurse, in turn, would send me home like any sane person who has a highly contagious, highly treatable case of cunjunctivitis in the room with them.
Within ten minutes of my getting to French class, GUESS WHAT BLOODY HAPPENED? 8'D As upset as I was to be missing the last day of school before vacation (we had some cool shit planned for that day), I was pretty damn happy about being right, because I'm like that. >w>
SO to anyone that it concerns, namely those that I RP with AGAIN, OHAI KAT I'm gonna be online early today, since I got kicked out of school for being such a nasty little health hazard. 8'D