Rain {prompt 48; House/Wilson}
Title: Rain, prompt #48 from my prompt table. Written for
little_missmimi, who prompted it further. xD
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Wilson friendship, pre-slash
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue-only, because I felt like giving it a slight challenge for myself. > >
Actual prompt: Rain -- House and Wilson are wet from it :)
“Wilson, what the hell are you doing?”
“Taking off my jacket. Why, you’d prefer I drip water all over your couch?”
“No, I’m just surprised someone as fashion-conscious as you didn’t realize that that means you’re only wearing a white dress shirt now. Which, for the record, is also wet.”
“I know it’ll be hard, but try to resist the temptation.”
“Please; after the muffin top, the idea of seeing your nipples through your shirt is decidedly less appealing than it was before.”
“I’m...flattered it was appealing at all.”
...
“House, you should probably change out of that shirt.”
“Halfway through Hell’s Kitchen and you decide to become mothering?”
“I seem to remember making dinner earlier, actually.”
“Besides, you probably just want me to undress.”
“Am I still being mothering? Freud would have fun with you.”
...
“Alright fine, I’ll go change.”
“Had a feeling I could convince you.”
“Taking advantage of a cripple and stealing his remote isn’t exactly playing fair, you know.”
“If Martha Stewart’s the only thing that’s going to make you leave, it was worth it.”
...
“...House?”
“Mm?”
“Isn’t that...one of my shirts?”
“Very good, Watson.”
“How did you-“
“You left it here when you were camping out on my couch.”
“And you never made me take it back?”
“Figured all the ironing you put it through meant it would stay straighter than my other shirts. Give you one less thing to bitch about.”
“You’ve never worn it to work, though.”
“...”
“You can’t just sit down and act like that means nothing!”
“Oh? Now gimme back the remote.”
“Do I get my shirt back?”
“...Martha Stewart’s almost attractive, if you can manage to block out her face.”
“You like wearing my shirt?”
“Wilson-“
“Fine, fine. You coulda just said you miss me when I’m not around, though.”
“Asshole.”
“Naturally.”
little_missmimi, who prompted it further. xD
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House/Wilson friendship, pre-slash
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue-only, because I felt like giving it a slight challenge for myself. > >
Actual prompt: Rain -- House and Wilson are wet from it :)
“Wilson, what the hell are you doing?”
“Taking off my jacket. Why, you’d prefer I drip water all over your couch?”
“No, I’m just surprised someone as fashion-conscious as you didn’t realize that that means you’re only wearing a white dress shirt now. Which, for the record, is also wet.”
“I know it’ll be hard, but try to resist the temptation.”
“Please; after the muffin top, the idea of seeing your nipples through your shirt is decidedly less appealing than it was before.”
“I’m...flattered it was appealing at all.”
...
“House, you should probably change out of that shirt.”
“Halfway through Hell’s Kitchen and you decide to become mothering?”
“I seem to remember making dinner earlier, actually.”
“Besides, you probably just want me to undress.”
“Am I still being mothering? Freud would have fun with you.”
...
“Alright fine, I’ll go change.”
“Had a feeling I could convince you.”
“Taking advantage of a cripple and stealing his remote isn’t exactly playing fair, you know.”
“If Martha Stewart’s the only thing that’s going to make you leave, it was worth it.”
...
“...House?”
“Mm?”
“Isn’t that...one of my shirts?”
“Very good, Watson.”
“How did you-“
“You left it here when you were camping out on my couch.”
“And you never made me take it back?”
“Figured all the ironing you put it through meant it would stay straighter than my other shirts. Give you one less thing to bitch about.”
“You’ve never worn it to work, though.”
“...”
“You can’t just sit down and act like that means nothing!”
“Oh? Now gimme back the remote.”
“Do I get my shirt back?”
“...Martha Stewart’s almost attractive, if you can manage to block out her face.”
“You like wearing my shirt?”
“Wilson-“
“Fine, fine. You coulda just said you miss me when I’m not around, though.”
“Asshole.”
“Naturally.”