Stick me in a blender, spread me a cracker.

[sanguine37]

I'm home with the death flu right now. That is to say, my body hates me and is displaying it in ways that make me want to curl up in a little ball and cry a little.

Damn you, immune system! Why have you failed me so completely?

Comments

[stakingaclaim]

you have west nile virus

[mrmiasma]

I think you've somehow timetravelled and this is payback for when we went out to Cali and you met Rhett and he has the plague.

[bightchee]

Except this doesn't exempt me from catching it all over again. THANKS TIME TRAVELING WIFE!

[fallenarchon]

The only thing I can suggest is..... The One!.... The Only!.... Big Fucking 'Q'!!

Oh No!

[luvrhino]

Do you remember if our Slow Loris was part of the World of Darkness? I'm concerned he may have been fired:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04242009/news/regionalnews/wild_fired_by_the_zoo_165956.htm

I'm hoping he'll have a job with Jungle World going forward.

Re: Oh No!

[sanguine37]

Oh no! That is most certainly our slow loris. How sad. =(

(Also, I just realized that my LJ was marked for adult content. How bizarre.)