High School Reunion
I thought the $40 price tag was a little steep, but I decided to go to my 10 year reunion (mostly out of curiosity). It turned out to be a pretty good time :) Highlights from the evening include:
1. Really good food :9
2. The hilarious stories at my table
3. Gossiping about the people who didn't show up
4. Witnessing the shenanigans of the extremely "flirty" wife of one classmate
5. Everyone I talked to was so sweet, it was great
Best quotes of the night (from my shoddy memory):
"So does it feel like an alien has invaded your body?" "YES!"
"How was the lap dance?" "Yeah, what *was* that?" "That was somebody's wife!"
"Hey I slept with a girl in that library!" "What was her name?" "Jen" "Jen who?" "Well, I knew it at the time!"
"Yeah I shook hands with President Clinton at the G8 summit. Then I went home and washed my hand."
"This is Coral, she went to high school with me." "Imagine that, somebody you went to high school with at this reunion."
"For some reason the porn store only hired the guys that did really well on the intelligence test."
(Me)"What's up with the faux-hawk?" (another guy)"All the white guys in Hong Kong have them." (Guy with faux-hawk) "Really? I hadn't noticed."
"She ran up $4000 in text messages" "Wow, who was she texting so much?" "The guys she was cheating on me with." "Ouch."
"She's on tour right now." "Have you seen her myspace? She looks like one of the Pussycat Dolls." "She got her Master's in psychology before she became a professional cheerleader." "Really?" "It's on her myspace..." "Yeah, I guess I wasn't really *reading* her page."
"He was chasing us in his car yelling out his window and then I pulled a Shaft." "A Shaft?" "I switched lanes and slammed on the brakes and turned behind him after he shot past us." "Did you lose him?" "We did until he hunted us down at CJ's" "Dude, everybody goes to CJ's."
1. Really good food :9
2. The hilarious stories at my table
3. Gossiping about the people who didn't show up
4. Witnessing the shenanigans of the extremely "flirty" wife of one classmate
5. Everyone I talked to was so sweet, it was great
Best quotes of the night (from my shoddy memory):
"So does it feel like an alien has invaded your body?" "YES!"
"How was the lap dance?" "Yeah, what *was* that?" "That was somebody's wife!"
"Hey I slept with a girl in that library!" "What was her name?" "Jen" "Jen who?" "Well, I knew it at the time!"
"Yeah I shook hands with President Clinton at the G8 summit. Then I went home and washed my hand."
"This is Coral, she went to high school with me." "Imagine that, somebody you went to high school with at this reunion."
"For some reason the porn store only hired the guys that did really well on the intelligence test."
(Me)"What's up with the faux-hawk?" (another guy)"All the white guys in Hong Kong have them." (Guy with faux-hawk) "Really? I hadn't noticed."
"She ran up $4000 in text messages" "Wow, who was she texting so much?" "The guys she was cheating on me with." "Ouch."
"She's on tour right now." "Have you seen her myspace? She looks like one of the Pussycat Dolls." "She got her Master's in psychology before she became a professional cheerleader." "Really?" "It's on her myspace..." "Yeah, I guess I wasn't really *reading* her page."
"He was chasing us in his car yelling out his window and then I pulled a Shaft." "A Shaft?" "I switched lanes and slammed on the brakes and turned behind him after he shot past us." "Did you lose him?" "We did until he hunted us down at CJ's" "Dude, everybody goes to CJ's."